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damage consultant

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paper clip test for a wife
« on: 04 November 2009, 11:43:06 »
its a pity no-one has come up with a test for a wife to see why there so dam tempramental ive just started a 4on 4off shift god shes like a p****d off dragon. [smiley=evil.gif]
anyone else in the same boat
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Re: paper clip test for a wife
« Reply #1 on: 04 November 2009, 11:57:14 »
You'd need an OBDII interface at least, or you'd be there for hours counting all the flashes.  ;D

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Re: paper clip test for a wife
« Reply #2 on: 04 November 2009, 18:32:59 »
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You'd need an OBDII interface at least, or you'd be there for hours counting all the flashes.  ;D

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Dude, you need to get out more. But  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: paper clip test for a wife
« Reply #3 on: 04 November 2009, 18:54:09 »
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its a pity no-one has come up with a test for a wife to see why there so dam tempramental ive just started a 4on 4off shift god shes like a p****d off dragon. [smiley=evil.gif]
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Is she p****d at the 4 on...... or the 4 off ???  ::)
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Re: paper clip test for a wife
« Reply #4 on: 04 November 2009, 19:19:34 »
Try the three finger reset on her.
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Re: paper clip test for a wife
« Reply #5 on: 04 November 2009, 19:45:42 »
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its a pity no-one has come up with a test for a wife to see why there so dam tempramental ive just started a 4on 4off shift god shes like a p****d off dragon. [smiley=evil.gif]
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No :)
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Re: paper clip test for a wife
« Reply #6 on: 04 November 2009, 20:09:20 »
I reckon it's because now she won't be able to spend time with her 'toy-boy' for four consecutive days because you'll be around! ::)
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Re: paper clip test for a wife
« Reply #7 on: 04 November 2009, 20:55:48 »
Put one end of the paper clip in............................on second thoughts,better not. :-X ::) :D ;D
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Re: paper clip test for a wife
« Reply #8 on: 04 November 2009, 21:26:26 »
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Put one end of the paper clip in............................on second thoughts,better not. :-X ::) :D ;D

Hope you wernt considering conecting the other end to your car bettery. :-/
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Re: paper clip test for a wife
« Reply #9 on: 04 November 2009, 21:30:51 »
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Put one end of the paper clip in............................on second thoughts,better not. :-X ::) :D ;D

Hope you wernt considering conecting the other end to your car bettery. :-/

I am sure he wasn't, the Mains would be much more effective........ ;D ;D ;D
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Re: paper clip test for a wife
« Reply #10 on: 04 November 2009, 21:38:09 »
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Put one end of the paper clip in............................on second thoughts,better not. :-X ::) :D ;D

Hope you wernt considering conecting the other end to your car bettery. :-/

I am sure he wasn't, the Mains would be much more effective........ ;D ;D ;D

Was going to say, as the battery would have melted the paper clip.  ::)
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Re: paper clip test for a wife
« Reply #11 on: 04 November 2009, 22:14:37 »
Most women I know would need a Tech 2 :D :D :D
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Re: paper clip test for a wife
« Reply #12 on: 04 November 2009, 22:19:10 »
My wife was giving me problems,so I kicked her in the leg.......Think shes now in limp mode ;D ;D ;D
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Re: paper clip test for a wife
« Reply #13 on: 04 November 2009, 22:36:51 »
Mine's  got a very chesty cough, do you think it could be blocked breathers? ;D
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