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Childbirth at 60
« on: 17 November 2009, 14:34:54 »

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 60-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit her.


'May I see the new baby?' I asked


'Not yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'


Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'


'No, not yet,' She said.


After another few minutes had elapsed,


I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'


 



'No, not yet,' replied my friend.


Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'






'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.


'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'


 



'BECAUSE I'VE FORGOTTEN WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!


 ;D ;D      


 
 
 
 
 


 

 
 

 

 
« Last Edit: 17 November 2009, 14:36:07 by razzo »
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Re: Childbirth at 60
« Reply #1 on: 17 November 2009, 14:36:50 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Childbirth at 60
« Reply #2 on: 17 November 2009, 14:46:25 »
You wouldn't have to wait long in our house-teething!

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Re: Childbirth at 60
« Reply #3 on: 17 November 2009, 16:36:48 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Brill  :y :y
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Re: Childbirth at 60
« Reply #4 on: 17 November 2009, 16:46:28 »
 ;D ;D not bad  ;D ;D
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Re: Childbirth at 60
« Reply #5 on: 17 November 2009, 17:24:36 »
Good one :y
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Re: Childbirth at 60
« Reply #6 on: 17 November 2009, 17:56:03 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Childbirth at 60
« Reply #7 on: 17 November 2009, 20:24:44 »
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Re: Childbirth at 60
« Reply #8 on: 17 November 2009, 22:28:33 »
Great one [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: Childbirth at 60
« Reply #9 on: 17 November 2009, 22:29:28 »
Very good  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Childbirth at 60
« Reply #10 on: 17 November 2009, 22:30:16 »
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Re: Childbirth at 60
« Reply #11 on: 17 November 2009, 22:48:12 »
OK   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Childbirth at 60
« Reply #12 on: 18 November 2009, 08:28:37 »
very good  ;D ;D
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Re: Childbirth at 60
« Reply #13 on: 18 November 2009, 11:40:32 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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