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A thoughtful Scotsman
« on: 20 January 2010, 16:39:22 »
Did you hear about the Scotsman who was heading out to the pub ?

He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Margaret - put your hat and coat on lassie.'

She replied, ' Awe Jock that's nice - are you taking me to the pub with you ?'

'Nah, Jock replied, I'm switching the central heating off while I'm oot.'

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Re: A thoughtful Scotsman
« Reply #1 on: 20 January 2010, 16:40:37 »
yep........makes perfect sense  :y
 


;D ;D ;D





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Re: A thoughtful Scotsman
« Reply #2 on: 20 January 2010, 17:37:53 »
 :-X :y ;D
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Re: A thoughtful Scotsman
« Reply #3 on: 20 January 2010, 17:47:57 »
Heard it here before, but still good for a laugh ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: A thoughtful Scotsman
« Reply #4 on: 20 January 2010, 17:51:39 »
 ;D ;D ;D very good  ;D ;D :y
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Re: A thoughtful Scotsman
« Reply #5 on: 20 January 2010, 18:31:38 »
Tidy  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A thoughtful Scotsman
« Reply #6 on: 20 January 2010, 18:48:20 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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