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STMO999

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My poor wife
« on: 02 February 2010, 20:20:32 »
Since she went senile, all she does is stare through the window. She can break off, I'm not letting her in. :P
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Re: My poor wife
« Reply #1 on: 02 February 2010, 20:35:50 »
Thats not nice,shouldn't laugh,but somehow can't help it  ;D ;D
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Re: My poor wife
« Reply #2 on: 02 February 2010, 20:37:50 »
She's probably glad to be out at last!!! ;D
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Re: My poor wife
« Reply #3 on: 02 February 2010, 20:46:49 »
just shut the curtains, she'll go away then. ;)
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Re: My poor wife
« Reply #4 on: 02 February 2010, 20:47:40 »
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just shut the curtains, she'll go away then. ;)


No. She was still there this morning.
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Re: My poor wife
« Reply #5 on: 02 February 2010, 20:49:43 »
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Since she went senile, all she does is stare through the window. She can break off, I'm not letting her in. :P
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Re: My poor wife
« Reply #6 on: 02 February 2010, 20:59:59 »
Another one of STMO's jokes that made me burst out laughing  :y :y
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Re: My poor wife
« Reply #7 on: 02 February 2010, 21:23:19 »
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just shut the curtains, she'll go away then. ;)


No. She was still there this morning.

So what is your next move then....... :D :D :D
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Re: My poor wife
« Reply #8 on: 02 February 2010, 21:24:10 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My poor wife
« Reply #9 on: 02 February 2010, 21:44:47 »
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just shut the curtains, she'll go away then. ;)

 ::) I never did!......even though he remarried.....


.....and it`s cold out here! ;D
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Re: My poor wife
« Reply #10 on: 02 February 2010, 22:29:45 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D gold standard  ;D ;D ;D ;D 8-) :y
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Re: My poor wife
« Reply #11 on: 03 February 2010, 00:21:13 »
Yes, your poor wife, shes married to you. Poor, poor woman. :P ::)
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Re: My poor wife
« Reply #12 on: 03 February 2010, 00:22:58 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Brilliant!
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Re: My poor wife
« Reply #13 on: 03 February 2010, 11:46:16 »
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Another one of STMO's jokes that made me burst out laughing  :y :y

Who said its a joke mate?  ;)
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Re: My poor wife
« Reply #14 on: 03 February 2010, 11:54:56 »
Hee hee  ;D ;D
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