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joke (nws)
« on: 02 February 2010, 00:04:28 »
A little boy says to his mother,
"Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"

His mother replied,
"Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that fu**ing party, you're lucky you don't bark!
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Re: joke (nws)
« Reply #1 on: 02 February 2010, 00:06:46 »
One day the African chief's wife gave birth to a white child and the chief was absolutely stunned. He suspected some hanky panky and went to the white Jesuit missionary father and looked at him suspiciously.

"You have been porking my wives," he accused the white father, who looked very uncomfortable. The Jesuit, tried to wriggle out of the difficult situation by trying to explain Mendel's laws of genetics to the wrathful chief.

"You see that herd of sheep," he said pointing to the chief's herd, "Most of them are white; but you will also notice 2 black lambs among them."

"OK! OK!" said the chief. "You keep your mouth shut and so will I."
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Re: joke (nws)
« Reply #2 on: 02 February 2010, 00:10:25 »
A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her. Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee.

"How'd you get down her so fast?" he asked.

"We were just making love!"

"Oh my God," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there! She came over early and had complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for awhile."

Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother, I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?" The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for fifteen years, and I wasn't about to start now!"
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Re: joke (nws)
« Reply #3 on: 02 February 2010, 08:29:42 »
Glad to see someone on my wavelength  :y :)
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Re: joke (nws)
« Reply #4 on: 02 February 2010, 08:32:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: joke (nws)
« Reply #5 on: 02 February 2010, 21:29:54 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke (nws)
« Reply #6 on: 02 February 2010, 22:28:15 »
 ;D  ;D  ;D  :y
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Re: joke (nws)
« Reply #7 on: 03 February 2010, 16:43:16 »
A fine selection of crackers  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke (nws)
« Reply #8 on: 03 February 2010, 16:44:41 »
  :y   :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D   :y
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Re: joke (nws)
« Reply #9 on: 03 February 2010, 18:57:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke (nws)
« Reply #10 on: 03 February 2010, 19:32:30 »
I like the sheep one best! ;D
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Re: joke (nws)
« Reply #11 on: 03 February 2010, 21:17:35 »
Like the first one but all the same they are all good ;D ;D :y
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