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dbug

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Chat up line? (NWS)
« on: 05 February 2010, 01:37:34 »
Old but good -

Drunk to woman in bar - Can I smell your pussy?

Woman (indignant) - No you can't

Drunk - Must be your feet then.

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Re: Chat up line? (NWS)
« Reply #1 on: 05 February 2010, 02:21:52 »
Saw that joke on QI before ;D
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Re: Chat up line? (NWS)
« Reply #2 on: 05 February 2010, 09:31:31 »
 ;D ;D ;D splendid all the same  ;D ;D :y
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Re: Chat up line? (NWS)
« Reply #3 on: 05 February 2010, 10:27:33 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D old but good  ;D :y :y :y
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Re: Chat up line? (NWS)
« Reply #4 on: 05 February 2010, 11:22:54 »
 ;D ;D ;D
SMTOL (spat my tea out laughing)!
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Re: Chat up line? (NWS)
« Reply #5 on: 05 February 2010, 12:46:22 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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