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[Hannah Judes Dad]

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
 

A  blonde walks by and asked what they were doing.
 

Paddy: 'We're supposed  to find the height of this flagpole,
but we don't have a ladder.
 

'The blonde took a spanner from her purse,
loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.

She pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few measurements and
announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches.
She then walked off.
 

Mick said:
'Now, to be sure, isn't that just like a blonde!
We need the height and she gives us the length.'

[splott]

Good one