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Blonde and Brunette
« on: 05 May 2010, 21:03:44 »
A blonde and a brunette were talking. The brunette complained, "Everytime my boyfriend brings home flowers, I have to spend the weekend with my legs in the air". The blonde replied "Dont you have a vase?"
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Re: Blonde and Brunette
« Reply #1 on: 05 May 2010, 21:11:46 »
 :D :P :y :y
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Re: Blonde and Brunette
« Reply #2 on: 05 May 2010, 21:16:49 »
 ;D ;D :P
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Re: Blonde and Brunette
« Reply #3 on: 05 May 2010, 21:26:48 »
brill :y
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Re: Blonde and Brunette
« Reply #4 on: 05 May 2010, 21:48:26 »
I've just told it to the wife, I can't describe the look she just gave me!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Blonde and Brunette
« Reply #5 on: 05 May 2010, 21:52:58 »
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I've just told it to the wife, I can't describe the look she just gave me!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Me too, Ooops ::) ::)
Brill joke though ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Blonde and Brunette
« Reply #6 on: 05 May 2010, 22:21:37 »
That's a good 'un  ;D ;D ;D
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