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Man in court NWS
« on: 17 May 2010, 15:10:00 »

Mick is in court charged with murder. The judge says "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer".
A man at the back of the courtroom yells out "C*n*!"
The room goes silent. Then the judge continues "You are further charged with beating your wifes lover to death with a hammer".
"You effing c*n*!" from the back of the courtroom.

The judge has had enough. "I realise that this is a heinous crime, but we'll have no more outbursts. If you have anything to say, say it now and then be silent".

The man says "I lived next door to that bastard for fifteen years, and every time time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one." ;D
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Re: Man in court NWS
« Reply #1 on: 17 May 2010, 15:38:41 »

PMSL!! [smiley=tekst-toppie.gif]
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« Reply #2 on: 17 May 2010, 16:02:01 »

PMSL   ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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« Reply #3 on: 17 May 2010, 17:43:55 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #4 on: 17 May 2010, 17:45:57 »

That joke has got to be at least as old as you.

well thinking about it........its not right to say things that bad of a time lord ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 17 May 2010, 19:35:22 »

That's a good 'un ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 18 May 2010, 10:37:49 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #7 on: 18 May 2010, 10:45:12 »

I've just printed that and handed it to my oppo.....he's STILL laughing........
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