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[eliteomegaman]

Claiming Welfare :-

An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.

"How many children?" asks the council worker

"10" replies the Essex girl

"10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?"

"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and
Wayne"

"Doesn't that get confusing?"

"Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY

OR

WAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."

"What if you want to speak to one individually?" asks the perturbed council worker.

"That's easy," says the Essex girl...
"I just use their last names!!!!"   

[Xplicit 2.0]

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