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eliteomegaman

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Essex Girl
« on: 26 May 2010, 08:02:27 »
Medic!

An Essex girl was involved in a serious crash; there's blood everywhere.

The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car until she's lying flat out on the floor.

Medic: OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed.

Sharon: Ok.

Medic: Ok the how many fingers am I putting up.

Sharon: Oh my god I'm paralyzed from the waist down.  :o :o :o
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Re: Essex Girl
« Reply #1 on: 26 May 2010, 08:05:40 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Essex Girl
« Reply #2 on: 26 May 2010, 09:15:49 »
thats just pure filth
 ;D ;D ;D   :y
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Re: Essex Girl
« Reply #3 on: 26 May 2010, 10:55:23 »
 ;D ;D ;D

Luv it! :y
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Re: Essex Girl
« Reply #4 on: 26 May 2010, 12:03:02 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D disgusting! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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