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« on: 11 July 2010, 18:53:38 »
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan .'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.' 

 

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Re: Afghanistan
« Reply #1 on: 11 July 2010, 18:55:49 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Afghanistan
« Reply #2 on: 11 July 2010, 20:36:33 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D splendid  ;D ;D :y
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Re: Afghanistan
« Reply #3 on: 11 July 2010, 21:31:28 »
Ha good 'un  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Afghanistan
« Reply #4 on: 11 July 2010, 21:43:24 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Afghanistan
« Reply #5 on: 11 July 2010, 21:50:21 »
 ;D :) :D
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Re: Afghanistan
« Reply #6 on: 12 July 2010, 13:21:07 »
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