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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
« on: 19 July 2010, 21:22:52 »

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
 

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet ..  Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

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Re: GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
« Reply #1 on: 19 July 2010, 22:04:26 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y

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Re: GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
« Reply #2 on: 19 July 2010, 22:17:22 »

I must ask my wife to confirm her age. I think she may be older than I originally thought :( :( :'( :'(
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Re: GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
« Reply #3 on: 19 July 2010, 22:23:53 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
« Reply #4 on: 19 July 2010, 22:40:25 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
« Reply #5 on: 19 July 2010, 23:02:25 »

Yeah, I liked that one 8-) :y :y
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