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Mysteryman

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Spell checker
« on: 16 August 2010, 18:39:34 »

Saw this on another forum. Quite amusing, I thought, the gentle old folk on the omega forum might like it:

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
It's letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me so.
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albitz

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Re: Spell checker
« Reply #1 on: 16 August 2010, 18:52:08 »

Theres another forum which hasnt banned you yet ? :o :o
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Mysteryman

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Re: Spell checker
« Reply #2 on: 16 August 2010, 18:55:10 »

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Theres another forum which hasnt banned you yet ? :o :o


Several :y

Mind you, I have to keep re-joining under a different name. ;D
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Re: Spell checker
« Reply #3 on: 16 August 2010, 20:27:45 »

nice wan  :y ;D ;D
At least you kept it clean
« Last Edit: 16 August 2010, 20:28:51 by hoof »
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Re: Spell checker
« Reply #4 on: 16 August 2010, 20:57:51 »

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Theres another forum which hasnt banned you yet ? :o :o


Several :y
Mind you, I have to keep re-joining under a different name. ;D






Re-arrange  STMO to find a truer answer  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Spell checker
« Reply #5 on: 16 August 2010, 21:14:03 »

I liked that.

I have on occasion used Yahoo babelfish to "write" a letter in Spanish. Once they asked me who wrote the letter. When you use babelfish to translate official letters the other direction it is easy to see why they asked!! :D
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« Reply #6 on: 16 August 2010, 23:19:42 »

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Theres another forum which hasnt banned you yet ? :o :o


Several :y
Mind you, I have to keep re-joining under a different name. ;D

Re-arrange  STMO to find a truer answer  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
ZING !!!
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