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Joke
« on: 19 September 2010, 16:19:02 »

Paddy was passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the left welly, followed by the right.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.

Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.

"What the break are you doing Mick" says Paddy.

"Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me” says an obviously embarrassed Mick, "but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor".
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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: 19 September 2010, 16:49:59 »

no offence but thats awful lol
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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: 19 September 2010, 17:03:44 »

 ;D ;D ;D Very good Z  ;D :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: 19 September 2010, 18:25:20 »

 :o :o Are you sure that's legal?  :) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: 19 September 2010, 18:40:30 »

 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Joke
« Reply #5 on: 19 September 2010, 18:45:21 »

Dear me John. ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #6 on: 19 September 2010, 19:57:39 »

Made me giggle ;D ;D :D :D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #7 on: 19 September 2010, 21:16:08 »

Good one john ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #8 on: 19 September 2010, 21:31:31 »

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Dear me John. ;D

Shouldnt it be....

Dear John

 :y ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 19 September 2010, 21:32:44 »

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Dear me John. ;D

Shouldnt it be....

Dear John

 :y ;D ;D


Never had one of those. Written a few ;D :-*
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Re: Joke
« Reply #10 on: 19 September 2010, 21:35:26 »

P.S. Didnt understand the joke, Mr Zok  :-/

Was it a Massey Ferguson tractor??  :-/
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Re: Joke
« Reply #11 on: 19 September 2010, 21:36:47 »

Very good  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #12 on: 19 September 2010, 21:50:06 »

that blew me away.

im an ex tractor fan..
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Re: Joke
« Reply #13 on: 19 September 2010, 21:53:01 »

If his wife caught him she would've written him a John Deere letter! ::)
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« Reply #14 on: 19 September 2010, 22:32:35 »

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If his wife caught him she would've written him a John Deere letter! ::)

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