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If my body were a car - Scary but truer by the day
« on: 03 January 2011, 20:28:11 »
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.
 
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close
 
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
 
 My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
 
 It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
 
 But here's the worst of it --
 
 







 
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or splutter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
« Last Edit: 03 January 2011, 20:40:12 by rainbow »
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Re: If my were a car - Scary but getting truer by the
« Reply #1 on: 03 January 2011, 20:29:55 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: If my were a car - Scary but getting truer by the
« Reply #2 on: 03 January 2011, 20:30:11 »
If my body were a car, it'd be running nicely, thanks to the recent decoke. :-X
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Re: If my body were a car - Scary but truer by the day
« Reply #3 on: 03 January 2011, 20:47:56 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: If my body were a car - Scary but truer by the day
« Reply #4 on: 03 January 2011, 21:31:32 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: If my body were a car - Scary but truer by the day
« Reply #5 on: 03 January 2011, 21:37:33 »
if my body were a car i can guarantee i would need the aa ;D ;D
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Re: If my body were a car - Scary but truer by the day
« Reply #6 on: 03 January 2011, 21:37:39 »
At least you aren't suffering from premature ignition !
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Re: If my body were a car - Scary but truer by the day
« Reply #7 on: 03 January 2011, 22:02:54 »
 :y ;D Great
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Re: If my body were a car - Scary but truer by the day
« Reply #8 on: 03 January 2011, 22:04:22 »
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:y ;D Great

You are far too young to understand that..... :D :D :D
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Re: If my body were a car - Scary but truer by the day
« Reply #9 on: 03 January 2011, 22:15:25 »
mines had the wrong fuel in it for weeks and wont spark for days on end. its losing a lot of water and the exaust is blowing out a lot of shite
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Re: If my body were a car - Scary but truer by the day
« Reply #10 on: 03 January 2011, 22:16:24 »
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At least you aren't suffering from premature ignition !

only firing on 1 cylinder eh  ;D ;D ;D
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