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[doug4293]

had a call today for a motorcyclist off his bike between erskine and glasgow airport on the m8, a duck flew into him and he lost control, what are the chances !!! he was in a pretty bad way, lots of blood and bones showing, although he was taken to hospital, dont know how hes doing, hope he pulls through !

[Banjax]

was he on a Duck-at-thee? 



sorry - hope hes OK 

[Debs.]

  I canard-ly believe it!

[Taxi_Driver]

Birds seem to be getting lazy these days.....i've never before hit a bird......but due to low flying pigeons ive hit two of them in the last 6 months 

[Mr Skrunts]

Hit a pheasent at high speed, think I was rather lucky, Thie bird was complatly filtered though the headlight unit and out fhrough the bulb holder bit. :-/

[Shelby]

Hit a pheasent at high speed, think I was rather lucky, Thie bird was complatly filtered though the headlight unit and out fhrough the bulb holder bit. :-/

Nasty things pheasants, I wrote my old 3.0e Capri off on one.  Hit it .... no stearing .... upside down in a ditch and didn't have the time or money to fix it up 

[Martin_1962]

I got badly winded by a pigeon once

[Danny]

I hit a pigeon when delivering the MV6 to Opti the other weekend, is there a lot of depression in birds??

[Banjax]

I hit a pigeon when delivering the MV6 to Opti the other weekend, is there a lot of depression in birds??

they can get you down

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I hit a pigeon when delivering the MV6 to Opti the other weekend, is there a lot of depression in birds??

I wondered why the air-con was blowing out a lot of feathers......

[hotel21]

Managed to run over a fox who decided to do a last minute squat in the centre of the road in the small hours one summers morning whilst me and my copilot were answering a raid/hold up alarm at nearby but remote countryside 24 hour garage.

As I was travelling at a considerable number of leptons, my co-pilot was snoring gently but consistantly, happy and oblivious in the second half of the nightshift 'team'.

That changed rapidly when Renard rattled his/her way underneath the car at that 'dry Blackthorne' moment (ie hold on with both hands).  Dunno who parted with their cack first, TBH....

Caused a fair bit of damage to the 5 series underpinnings and a less than happy tech who had to carry out the repair, despite copious use of the powerwasher beforehand.... 
And we caught the baddies. 

Glad it wasn't a bike I was on though.... 

[Turk]

I had a rabbit run out in front of my bike. It safely made it to the other side, then it ran back out, jump up and headbutt my knee.  :-?                            

[damon80]

I hit a pigeon when delivering the MV6 to Opti the other weekend, is there a lot of depression in birds??

Breeding season for them at the mo Danny - sends em loopy! 

Plenty about on the local farms round here - makes for good shooting... and eating   

[damon80]

Managed to run over a fox who decided to do a last minute squat in the centre of the road in the small hours one summers morning whilst me and my copilot were answering a raid/hold up alarm at nearby but remote countryside 24 hour garage.

As I was travelling at a considerable number of leptons, my co-pilot was snoring gently but consistantly, happy and oblivious in the second half of the nightshift 'team'.

That changed rapidly when Renard rattled his/her way underneath the car at that 'dry Blackthorne' moment (ie hold on with both hands).  Dunno who parted with their cack first, TBH....

Caused a fair bit of damage to the 5 series underpinnings and a less than happy tech who had to carry out the repair, despite copious use of the powerwasher beforehand.... 
And we caught the baddies. 

Glad it wasn't a bike I was on though.... 

Oooooh, I bet that was a graphic scence Brucie...!