After getting angry with Craplins on the phone earlier, I went to go to the bathroom, tripped over a box containing a portable CD drive in, landed flat on my face. Ouch.
Why is it things always happen together 
At least the smack in the face didn't cost you anything.
This last week has cost us:
1x broken 4x4 (transfer box melted due to oil loss)
1x broken Xbox (missus dropped it while cleaning)
1x broken SE X10 phone (fell out of pocket while on scaffold)
On the plus side, the OH's godfather sorted us with a fully loaded, 1998, one owner from new, FSH, 44K on the clock, 318is (1.9) Beemer that puts out 140BHP as standard for £600 with a years ticket and 6 months tax.
Alas it doesn't have the 7 seats required to transport the whole family in one go, but it'll do for now and looking at the prices people are asking for lesser specced models on ebay I'm sure I'll have no trouble getting back the £600 in 6 months or so time.