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I'd love to live here
« on: 10 July 2026, 15:39:14 »

I could watch these imbeciles all day long

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/b17922881043c170
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« Reply #1 on: 10 July 2026, 16:01:03 »

Just had a look on Google Streetview, I wondered if there was something else there but it looks very simple to get through.  ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 10 July 2026, 16:05:38 »

It's similar to people who won't overtake cyclists unless it's a dual carriageway  ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 10 July 2026, 16:54:19 »

I remember this from a few years back.  :y  The gap between the bollards at Woodmere Avenue was originally 2.1 metres and the width of my Audi is 2.08 metres, so it didn’t take a lot of working out that it would be tight, hence so many accidents. It was later widened, due to so many accidents, by an additional 6 inches, so I’d have an additional 3 inches on either side to play with.  ;D
It was for this reason that pick-up trucks, 4x4’s etc, chose to use the bus lane through the middle of the road, as they genuinely did not fit through. My own personal method in situations like this is to run ridiculously tight on the drivers side (the side I can see) which gives a bit of leeway on the passenger side. There’s a similar set-up in Bicester with a 7 foot width restriction and I’ll admit to avoiding that road.  ::) ;D
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Re: I'd love to live here
« Reply #4 on: 10 July 2026, 18:42:00 »

Most modern cars are proper 'fat bastards' in 2026.

There would have been plenty of room to thread your Austin 1100 or Ford Anglia through back when dinosaurs still roamed the earth. :)
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« Reply #5 on: 10 July 2026, 18:47:52 »

I go through some like that in Witham most days.
The number of people who come to a stop and crawl through the gap gingerly, with nearly six inches clearance either side amazes me.
Theres more than six inches now though because someone ripped one of them clean out of the ground a few weeks ago.  ::)
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Re: I'd love to live here
« Reply #6 on: 10 July 2026, 21:49:21 »

Just had a look on Google Streetview, I wondered if there was something else there but it looks very simple to get through.  ;D
Given the town in question, I suspect many drivers lack such trivialities as driving licences and insurance...
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« Reply #7 on: 11 July 2026, 14:12:49 »

That has really brightened my day.
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If I lived there I would have to move the camera to get a better video.

It maybe they do have a licence and insurance but are stoked with drugs?
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Re: I'd love to live here
« Reply #8 on: 12 July 2026, 19:03:00 »

I'd hate to live there with all those muppets constantly blocking the road as they impale their cars on those stupid bollards!  ::)   :D
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Re: I'd love to live here
« Reply #9 on: 13 July 2026, 12:56:02 »

I remember this (or one identical to it) that I used to pass through going to KPMG's Watford training centre. It was tight (I had about 2" of space either side of the X-type's wing mirrors) but easily manageable, I do despair at people.   
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« Reply #10 on: 13 July 2026, 18:22:38 »

I remember this (or one identical to it) that I used to pass through going to KPMG's Watford training centre. It was tight (I had about 2" of space either side of the X-type's wing mirrors) but easily manageable, I do despair at people.   

We briefly owned an X-Type Mondeo in 3 litre V6 all wheel drive flavour.

Quite possibly the worst car ever. :)
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« Reply #11 on: 13 July 2026, 18:34:45 »

I remember this (or one identical to it) that I used to pass through going to KPMG's Watford training centre. It was tight (I had about 2" of space either side of the X-type's wing mirrors) but easily manageable, I do despair at people.   

We briefly owned an X-Type Mondeo in 3 litre V6 all wheel drive flavour.

Quite possibly the worst car ever. :)
No. You've never mentioned that before .
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« Reply #12 on: 13 July 2026, 22:12:35 »

I remember this (or one identical to it) that I used to pass through going to KPMG's Watford training centre. It was tight (I had about 2" of space either side of the X-type's wing mirrors) but easily manageable, I do despair at people.   

We briefly owned an X-Type Mondeo in 3 litre V6 all wheel drive flavour.

Quite possibly the worst car ever. :)

What worse than a Trabant ?
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Re: I'd love to live here
« Reply #13 on: Yesterday at 10:51:43 »

I remember this (or one identical to it) that I used to pass through going to KPMG's Watford training centre. It was tight (I had about 2" of space either side of the X-type's wing mirrors) but easily manageable, I do despair at people.   

We briefly owned an X-Type Mondeo in 3 litre V6 all wheel drive flavour.

Quite possibly the worst car ever. :)
Bro had one as a courtesy car from the insurance whilst his car was being fixed.  He concluded on day 1 that it was pretty shit.

Yet you go on any XE forum, and the polishing brigade cream their jeans over the X-Type, and how they wished they'd not replaced with an XE.

I really, really rate the XE as a drivers car - light, nimble, handles fantastically - though accept that any idiot with a soot chucker following the service schedule will have a oppsed engine quickly.  And our example, the thick brummies building it, forgot to do any anti corrosion on every single fixing.
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Re: I'd love to live here
« Reply #14 on: Yesterday at 14:42:59 »


We briefly owned an X-Type Mondeo in 3 litre V6 all wheel drive flavour.

Quite possibly the worst car ever. :)

It was my ex wife's and became mine after she'd had her fussy out with it - took about 2 months  ::). Honestly I didn't hate it, the worst thing was that considering the fuel economy, I could have been driving a V8 instead.
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