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Dave-C

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This evenings humour....
« on: 18 December 2007, 18:37:15 »
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?

The bee answered,
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Re: This evenings humour....
« Reply #1 on: 18 December 2007, 18:38:22 »
Do bees actually pee?  :o oops, I spoiled it... [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: This evenings humour....
« Reply #2 on: 18 December 2007, 18:42:42 »
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Do bees actually pee?  :o oops, I spoiled it... [smiley=evil.gif]

Yes you have ;D ;D ;D
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Re: This evenings humour....
« Reply #3 on: 18 December 2007, 21:03:08 »
Groan  :-X but  ;D
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Re: This evenings humour....
« Reply #4 on: 18 December 2007, 21:06:00 »
Now where did you leave your coat ??  .. I'll fetch it for you ........   :)
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Re: This evenings humour....
« Reply #5 on: 18 December 2007, 21:15:44 »
That must be well over 45 years old as a joke
I remember it from Grammar School!
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Re: This evenings humour....
« Reply #6 on: 18 December 2007, 21:46:13 »
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Groan  :-X but  ;D
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Re: This evenings humour....
« Reply #7 on: 20 December 2007, 21:36:01 »
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A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?

The bee answered,
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