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[Pitchfork]

During  a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do  you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.  

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer  a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her  to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor.  
'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the  spoon or the teacup.'

'No' said the Director, 'A normal person  would pull the plug.








 
Do you want a bed near the window?'

[waspy]

That's a good one  

[Tafty]

the wife got it wrong!!!

[Pitchfork]

the wife got it wrong!!!

Does she want the bed next to yours? :-?

[Markjay]

Heard it some time ago, interesting enough from a childhood friend of mine who is now living in the States and is...er... a Psychiatrist (I kid you not)