A man's driving through the countryside in his new Omega feeling very pleased with himself when he sees a very grand looking pub with a sweeping gravel driveway full of expensive cars. Thinking he'll fit right in, he pulls into the car park & enters the bar surprised it is empty. He waits for a minute then the Landlady arrives & she's stunning!!! He asks who all the cars belong to & she replies they're all hers. " How did you come to own all those"? he asks. She replies "I won them, i bet each owner they could'nt do what my 7yr old son can do, if you win all the cars are yours, if you lose i add your Omega to my collection. The man agrees to the bet. "Peter take Mummy's blouse off" calls the Landlady. Peter dutifully obliges followed by bra, skirt & knickers. The Landlady gets dressed again. "Ok your turn" she says to the Omega owner. Already hot under the collar he happily repeats the excercise by which time he's drooling. " Ok" she says " your final task", calls Peter over & tells him to bend his todger in half.
"Park the Omega over there & leave the keys on the bar"!!!!! 8-)
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