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Joke...
« on: 12 March 2008, 09:00:06 »

Ere my barber told me a revolting joke the other day... any one want to hear it? thought I'd ask as I know you are a sensitive lot.... :o ;D
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Re: Joke...
« Reply #1 on: 12 March 2008, 09:04:23 »

yea get it up !! :y
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Re: Joke...
« Reply #2 on: 12 March 2008, 09:12:04 »

I hope it`s tasteless and offensive?  ;D
Get it posted!  :y
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Re: Joke...
« Reply #3 on: 12 March 2008, 09:16:10 »

Ok you asked for it ?

Q:  Whats green and melts in your mouth???



A: A lepers Dick............... oh yuk sorry  :-[
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« Reply #4 on: 12 March 2008, 09:17:22 »

 :o :o.......Eeeeeeew!

but funny!  ;D ;D
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Re: Joke...
« Reply #5 on: 12 March 2008, 09:22:14 »

The doors over there ------ >

I'll fetch your coat .....   :)
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« Reply #6 on: 12 March 2008, 10:18:45 »

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The doors over there ------ >

I'll fetch your coat .....   :)

stood at door with his coat !!! ::) ::)
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« Reply #7 on: 12 March 2008, 10:26:06 »

Ahh come on its not that bad... :o ::) ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 12 March 2008, 11:18:07 »

Conjurs up an enduring image! :o ;D
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