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« on: 19 March 2008, 21:09:45 »
Two married buddies were out drinking one night. One turned to the other and said: "It's a real problem. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I switch the headlights off before turning into the driveway, I shut off the engine and coast into the garage, I take off my shoes before entering the house, creep up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, ease gently into bed without disturbing the duvet and STILL my wife wakes up and yells at me for staying out late."
His buddy took a swig of beer and said:"You are doing it all wrong! I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the stairs, kick my shoes off, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, "How about a blow job?"...........................................and she is always sound asleep" ;)
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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: 19 March 2008, 21:18:08 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 19 March 2008, 21:19:35 »
 :y :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 19 March 2008, 21:22:41 »
makes me wish that i drank,just think of the peace i'd get :D
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« Reply #4 on: 19 March 2008, 21:22:42 »
Lmao  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 19 March 2008, 21:44:20 »
Never worked for me  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 19 March 2008, 22:31:31 »
Very funny , it would'nt work for james neither ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #7 on: 19 March 2008, 22:42:00 »
Do you mean he would get one?? :o :o :o
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« Reply #8 on: 19 March 2008, 22:50:59 »
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Do you mean he would get one?? :o :o :o



No he would'nt i hate being woken up and i would tell him to get off i am going back to sleep ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 19 March 2008, 23:17:48 »
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Do you mean he would get one?? :o :o :o



No he would'nt i hate being woken up and i would tell him to get off i am going back to sleep ;D

 ;D ;D ;D
More polite that the response I would get from swmbo. ;) ;)
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« Reply #10 on: 20 March 2008, 07:10:06 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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