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Tim Vine
« on: 09 February 2012, 23:44:46 »
I don't know how he thinks of them!  ;D ;D

“Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes”  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9070058/Tim-Vine-wins-joke-of-the-year-award.html
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Re: Tim Vine
« Reply #1 on: 10 February 2012, 22:44:09 »
yes , viewed some of his one liners in "the sun" while waiting for the Friday night food. me chuckling in the corner was to the amusement of others. ;)
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Re: Tim Vine
« Reply #2 on: 10 February 2012, 23:28:18 »
" I phoned my skip hire firm up & said...I wanna skip outside my house...he said....i'm not stopping you"!!!
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Re: Tim Vine
« Reply #3 on: 11 February 2012, 00:30:44 »
Very clever comedian, one liners are my favourite style of joke.

Like: "A skeleton walks into a bar........................... and asks the landlord for a pint and a mop, please".  ;D ;D ;D

"A little girl walks into the barbers with her dad while eating a cake..................... the hairdresser, says if you stand there for a long time you'll get hairs on your muffin.................. the little girl replies, "I'll have big tits as well".  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Tim Vine
« Reply #4 on: 11 February 2012, 08:53:47 »
Yes a funny guy and very quick too.

My favourite is Germaine Defoe's WAG last night on a million pound place in the sun.

WAG. I don't like the wallpaper.

Amanda Lamb. That isn't wallpaper , it is marble.

Oh and one from TOWIE

I thought that was her name Claire Voyant
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