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[thewelshman]

One morning a man comes into church on crutches. He stops
in front of the holy water and splashes some of it on both
of his legs, then throws away his crutches.

An altar boy witnessed the episode and runs into the rectory
to tell the priest what he'd just seen.

Without batting an eye, the priest says, 'Son, you've just
witnessed a miracle. Tell me, where is this man?

'Flat on his arse, Father, over by the holy water.'

[Debs.]

  ......

[maria]

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