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[hercules]

i wouldnt mind a night with gemma atkinson and sucking em til they bleed,id destroy the younger meg ryan,ive got a thing for peaches geldof and would love to get pished with her and smash her back doors in.if a good laugh was in order a night with richard pryor/lee evans and i always thought roy scheider as in jaws 1 would be a genuine nice guy to go for a meal with.id ruin cheryl tweedy and the list goes on 

if it was a musical night it would have to be jim kerr and phil collins

[Dishevelled Den]

Although she cannot be classed as a 'celebrity' I would love to have the company of Shami Chakrabarti for an evening.

I assume you are saying that to annoy me, but I'm not biting...

...after all, who would want to go out with that ugly, self-centred, selfish, ugly, wast of space binter?

I assume you are saying that to annoy me, but I'm not biting

  I'm surprised you hold that opinion given the general tenor of my posting - I have nothing but the highest regard for you and would never contenance the emotional manipulation of you or any other person - for any reason whatsoever. I ceased all that type of activity when I retired from the job.  

[Darth Loo-knee]

Take no notice of Tinkie Winkie Den, we all used to rant and rave when we were 12   

[hercules]

jessica jane clement aswell,i would love tea and scones with her 

[mantahatch]

Kylie or Cheryl

Yes, oh yes, oh yes, too late  Yep I would walk over my own grandmother for a date with Kylie. Then I would truly be the happiest man alive.

Can't think of many male people I would like to meet, possibly Adrian Edmondson.

[TheBoy]

Take no notice of Tinkie Winkie Den, we all used to rant and rave when we were 12   

Hell, no, that means I have another 7 years of ranting

[hercules]

for some strange reason i would like a meal and a sit by a roaring fire in a stone castle room with prince charles just to see what hes reaaly like after a few drinks

[hercules]

a night with will ferrel 

[Darth Loo-knee]

I think a night with Our very own Dirty Den would be a classic 

[TheBoy]

I think a night with Our very own Dirty Den would be a classic 

As long as he doesn't bring Shami

[Darth Loo-knee]

I think a night with Our very own Dirty Den would be a classic 

As long as he doesn't bring Shami

You would not be invited mate 

[Andy B]

I don't mind being any man's wet dream, I would be flattered

[TheBoy]

I think a night with Our very own Dirty Den would be a classic 

As long as he doesn't bring Shami

You would not be invited mate 

I never am, story of my life 

[Darth Loo-knee]

I think a night with Our very own Dirty Den would be a classic 

As long as he doesn't bring Shami

You would not be invited mate 

I never am, story of my life 

Now that ain't true is it.... You have Gayboy & Lazytinker....

[05omegav6]

Thought that was quite calm for a TB rant.

According to the private feedback via PM over another thread, a handful of members think I'm short, blunt, and rant too much, so I'm trying really hard sir....


Not sure those people are right. Close, though, as I'm short and fat

Two out of three ain't bad 

There's a song about that

Male would have to be Steve Martin or Meatloat

Female would be either Anna Friel or Scarlet Johansson