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[thewelshman]

"OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN.... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

[albitz]

  .......not quite in that territory yet ,but it might not be far away

[file28]

Old is when
Today at 00:53
many a true word said in jest

[HolyCount]

That last one sounds familiar  :-/

[Entwood]

 :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

 

[STMO123]

Hmmm......a couple of those seem very familiar

[prestigesec]

 

[bob.dent]

and a few more.........

"OLD" IS WHEN...you have to be careful stretching in the morning in case you pull a muscle
"OLD" IS WHEN...you're on first name terms with your doctor
"OLD" IS WHEN... you're on first name terms with the pharmacist at the prescriptions counter
"OLD" IS WHEN...you polish your head instead of your shoes
"OLD" IS WHEN...you really do want to go straight to bed after a night out with the missus.....to sleep!!
"OLD" IS WHEN...it hurts getting out of bed in the morning
"OLD" IS WHEN...you doze off whenever you sit down

Starting to notice one or two of these thing myself these days!! :-/

[HolyCount]

and a few more.........

"OLD" IS WHEN...you have to be careful stretching in the morning in case you pull a muscle
"OLD" IS WHEN...you're on first name terms with your doctor
"OLD" IS WHEN... you're on first name terms with the pharmacist at the prescriptions counter
"OLD" IS WHEN...you polish your head instead of your shoes
"OLD" IS WHEN...you really do want to go straight to bed after a night out with the missus.....to sleep!!
"OLD" IS WHEN...it hurts getting out of bed in the morning
"OLD" IS WHEN...you doze off whenever you sit down

Starting to notice one or two of these thing myself these days!! :-/

think I am beyond saving ---- downhill all the way now  :-/

[amigov6]

Some of the above + When
    A broad mind & a narrow waist swap places!!!!!!

[Debs.]

Some of the above + When
   A broad mind & a narrow waist swap places!!!!!!

  Like that!....`going-in Debs` big joke book.  

[vauxnut1]

Lol ........... like it !!!!!

[Biggun]

Been there a few years now