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Re: As its valentines day....
« Reply #15 on: 14 February 2013, 17:08:11 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 14 February 2013, 17:06:38
I dont suppose the old bag will get me ought, so fairs fair ;D

He's probably putting the stockings and suspenders on as we speak ::)
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Re: As its valentines day....
« Reply #16 on: 14 February 2013, 17:08:56 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 14 February 2013, 17:04:25
Looks like I'm cooking tonight. :-[
As the ol bag is busy, guess I'll sort tea. All the talk earlier, I fancy horse. Reckon McD of BK would be best?
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Re: As its valentines day....
« Reply #17 on: 14 February 2013, 17:09:57 »
Quote from: Elite Pete on 14 February 2013, 17:08:11
Quote from: TheBoy on 14 February 2013, 17:06:38
I dont suppose the old bag will get me ought, so fairs fair ;D

She's probably putting the stockings and suspenders on as we speak ::)
That'll please those in Tescos - she's shopping.  And I'm laying in the bath, awaiting a mug of char
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Re: As its valentines day....
« Reply #18 on: 14 February 2013, 17:10:25 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 14 February 2013, 17:08:56
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 14 February 2013, 17:04:25
Looks like I'm cooking tonight. :-[
As the ol bag is busy, guess I'll sort tea. All the talk earlier, I fancy horse. Reckon McD of BK would be best?

Bet your going to cuddle up to her and watch your favourite musical ::)
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Re: As its valentines day....
« Reply #19 on: 14 February 2013, 17:11:08 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 14 February 2013, 17:08:56
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 14 February 2013, 17:04:25
Looks like I'm cooking tonight. :-[
As the ol bag is busy, guess I'll sort tea. All the talk earlier, I fancy horse. Reckon McD of BK would be best?

McD has nothing animal in it, I swear. There's no way they could extract all the flavour from a piece of meat. Reconstituted cardboard I could believe... BK it is... :y
 
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Re: As its valentines day....
« Reply #20 on: 14 February 2013, 17:12:30 »
Quote from: Auto Addict on 14 February 2013, 17:10:25
Quote from: TheBoy on 14 February 2013, 17:08:56
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 14 February 2013, 17:04:25
Looks like I'm cooking tonight. :-[
As the ol bag is busy, guess I'll sort tea. All the talk earlier, I fancy horse. Reckon McD of BK would be best?

Bet your going to cuddle up to her and watch your favourite musical ::)
I bet my right gonad that neither will happen tonight ;)
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Re: As its valentines day....
« Reply #21 on: 14 February 2013, 17:14:12 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 14 February 2013, 17:11:08
Quote from: TheBoy on 14 February 2013, 17:08:56
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 14 February 2013, 17:04:25
Looks like I'm cooking tonight. :-[
As the ol bag is busy, guess I'll sort tea. All the talk earlier, I fancy horse. Reckon McD of BK would be best?

McD has nothing animal in it, I swear. There's no way they could extract all the flavour from a piece of meat. Reconstituted cardboard I could believe... BK it is... :y
Trouble is, BK have already identified theirs, and binned it. Hence, McShite. I'd go KFC, but it has a strange effect on me, and as I'm a dirty stopout tonight, reluctant to shit someone elses bed ;D
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Re: As its valentines day....
« Reply #22 on: 14 February 2013, 17:16:07 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 14 February 2013, 17:14:12
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 14 February 2013, 17:11:08
Quote from: TheBoy on 14 February 2013, 17:08:56
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 14 February 2013, 17:04:25
Looks like I'm cooking tonight. :-[
As the ol bag is busy, guess I'll sort tea. All the talk earlier, I fancy horse. Reckon McD of BK would be best?

McD has nothing animal in it, I swear. There's no way they could extract all the flavour from a piece of meat. Reconstituted cardboard I could believe... BK it is... :y
Trouble is, BK have already identified theirs, and binned it. Hence, McShite. I'd go KFC, but it has a strange effect on me, and as I'm a dirty stopout tonight, reluctant to shit someone elses bed ;D
Sounds like a curry to me, then. :y
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Re: As its valentines day....
« Reply #23 on: 14 February 2013, 17:17:18 »
Kevin Wood, what a blinding idea. You'll go far in this world :y
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Re: As its valentines day....
« Reply #24 on: 14 February 2013, 17:17:25 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 14 February 2013, 17:14:12
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 14 February 2013, 17:11:08
Quote from: TheBoy on 14 February 2013, 17:08:56
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 14 February 2013, 17:04:25
Looks like I'm cooking tonight. :-[
As the ol bag is busy, guess I'll sort tea. All the talk earlier, I fancy horse. Reckon McD of BK would be best?

McD has nothing animal in it, I swear. There's no way they could extract all the flavour from a piece of meat. Reconstituted cardboard I could believe... BK it is... :y
Trouble is, BK have already identified theirs, and binned it. Hence, McShite. I'd go KFC, but it has a strange effect on me, and as I'm a dirty stopout tonight, reluctant to shit someone elses bed ;D

You kinky sod ;D ;D
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Re: As its valentines day....
« Reply #25 on: 14 February 2013, 19:07:45 »
All those having steak, enjoy your horse meat beef:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/matt/

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: As its valentines day....
« Reply #26 on: 14 February 2013, 19:12:03 »
You can't win. I cooked her a nice tea and afterwards she said, jokingly " Where's my apple pie and custard?". I said "I don't want you to spoil your figure, darling. I like it jut the way it is.......cuddly".

She's not speaking now.
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Re: As its valentines day....
« Reply #27 on: 14 February 2013, 20:07:51 »
Well I've dropped her off at bingo and will be picking her up again later.Does that count?
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Re: As its valentines day....
« Reply #28 on: 14 February 2013, 22:32:03 »
Nothing... It's all a rather great con by the card companies Americans ;) ;)
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