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[Gaffers]

Looked at the Adam for the missus.  The thing that killed it was the boot lip at the back was very high and as she would use it to go the airport a lot it was a no-go.  I must admit it did drive pretty well for a small car and even I had plenty of space in the driver seat.

[05omegav6]

Trouble nowadays is that, particularly with the small car market, there isn't much money in it... The Adam is as styled as it is because the only way to stop it looking like the Ford Kak/Fiat 500 that it's based on is to take the Kak shell, add a swooshing chrome strip to the upper window line and tweak the Fiat 500 front end onto it and stick a Vauxhall badge on each end

The only reason there are so many options is that each trinket added will make it look less like the Kak

[Lagondanet]

What about the Cygnet then?  A Toyota i? with a fab interior and AM badges. Not many built. 

[aaronjb]

Amazingly I've seen two of those on the road around here.. proving that there are indeed plenty of people in Berkshire with more money than sense

[Lagondanet]

Good news! Nicole's Adam does not have the faulty steering component. 

[05omegav6]

Good news! Nicole's Adam does not have the faulty steering component. 

That's a relief

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Good news! Nicole's Adam does not have the faulty steering component. 

Does she prefer the Adam  to her clit?.....

[aaronjb]

I seem to recall she was rather tasty (the Nicole of the advert, that is!).. Estelle Skornik, Google tells me, and Google Images confirms my recollection

[05omegav6]

I seem to recall she was rather tasty (the Nicole of the advert, that is!).. Estelle Skornik, Google tells me, and Google Images confirms my recollection

Note to self: Aaron needs a waterproof laptop for Christmas 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I seem to recall she was rather tasty (the Nicole of the advert, that is!).. Estelle Skornik, Google tells me, and Google Images confirms my recollection

Note to self: Aaron needs a waterproof laptop for Christmas 

Strewth !!!!.....First he deflowers an innocent young girl with the promise of an elderly RX8. Now he has his sights set on posh french totty.

[Kevin Wood]

I seem to recall she was rather tasty (the Nicole of the advert, that is!).. Estelle Skornik, Google tells me, and Google Images confirms my recollection

Oh, yes. Right up there in the "wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting" category.

[Lagondanet]

Just been told wife's Adam needs a new ECU (won't start). Under a year old and under 5K. opps! 

ps. under warranty though. 

[EMD]

Just been told wife's Adam needs a new ECU (won't start). Under a year old and under 5K. opps! 

ps. under warranty though. 

Poor Adam  Wonder if its a common problem ..

[deviator]

What do you call a Vauxhall that fills with water and doesn't drain? ADam.

[The Sheriff]

I think they're ugly little bastards.