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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'd rather have the corkscrew in my bone than down my bellend.

Sounds like you're talking from experience there M'lud?   

Its the inevitable outcome when you tell the missus that her sister is hotter....

Yeah...but you should see the exquisite creature in question, TB.

The words just came out by themselves. The next I knew, a 'flying laptop' came hurtling toward me.

[Stemo]

Don't like the sound of that corkscrew bit  Hope all goes well Mr opti 

I'd rather have the corkscrew in my bone than down my bellend.

Don't knock what you haven't tried.

[omega3000]

Ive had an endoscope down my winky , not very nice at all especially when 3 students watching 

[cem_devecioglu]

Ive had an endoscope down my winky , not very nice at all especially when 3 students watching 

nah.. good reason.. I would puke on them    bloody nhs

[Entwood]

Ive had an endoscope down my winky , not very nice at all especially when 3 students watching 

Been having them annually for the past 6 years .. and every 3 months or so for the 9 years before that ... only good things I can think of to say .... 15 years ago the thing was the size of co-ax cable and I had a general anesthetic every time .... and I believe the picture was a very grainy black and white ... now the cable is so thin you don't get (or need)  any anesthetic at all - not even the gel stuff they used for a while - and the picture is very clear and in full colour.

Yup .. I watch while they do it !!

Hopefully this year will be the 10th fully clear year and that will be the end of it ..

[Sir Tigger KC]

Ive had an endoscope down my winky , not very nice at all especially when 3 students watching 

Been having them annually for the past 6 years .. and every 3 months or so for the 9 years before that ... only good things I can think of to say .... 15 years ago the thing was the size of co-ax cable and I had a general anesthetic every time .... and I believe the picture was a very grainy black and white ... now the cable is so thin you don't get (or need)  any anesthetic at all - not even the gel stuff they used for a while - and the picture is very clear and in full colour.

Yup .. I watch while they do it !!

Hopefully this year will be the 10th fully clear year and that will be the end of it ..

Your todger must be so big that the cable dosn't touch the sides for you to be able to tolerate that!!