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Re: Admin request
« Reply #15 on: 09 June 2014, 07:40:34 »

Maybe we should have ecclesiastical titles as well, Reverend, Rector, Padre, Bishop, Archbishop, Cardinal etc etc  ::)

Bring on the Omega Inquisition, nobody expected that.
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« Reply #16 on: 09 June 2014, 17:12:12 »

I worry about people who choose a career to squeeze gentlemans balls, and stick their fingers up men's bottoms...
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« Reply #17 on: 09 June 2014, 17:15:30 »

I worry about people who choose a career to squeeze gentlemans balls, and stick their fingers up men's bottoms...

That's Estas dept. we all refer that stuff to him. ;)
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« Reply #18 on: 09 June 2014, 17:20:09 »

I worry about people who choose a career to squeeze gentlemans balls, and stick their fingers up men's bottoms...

That's Estas dept. we all refer that stuff to him. ;)

What's do you specialise in Dr Gix?  Orthopedics and Podiatry?  ::)  ;)
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« Reply #19 on: 09 June 2014, 17:37:08 »

I worry about people who choose a career to squeeze gentlemans balls, and stick their fingers up men's bottoms...

That's Estas dept. we all refer that stuff to him. ;)
Well......yes....but it's only my hobby, not my career.  ::)
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« Reply #20 on: 09 June 2014, 19:21:54 »

I worry about people who choose a career to squeeze gentlemans balls, and stick their fingers up men's bottoms...

That's Estas dept. we all refer that stuff to him. ;)

What's do you specialise in Dr Gix?  Orthopedics and Podiatry?  ::)  ;)

You know what, (having corrected my spelling in google from pediatrics ;D ) your bang on the money there Sir Tigger.

Having spent god knows how much time and money on chiropractic and Physio to sort lower back pain, over a good 20 years, I have diagnosed and corrected the problem myself.

The problem?  Everyone has a non symmetrical skeleton.  Mine was more uneven than the tolerance of 10mm allows.
In short, Uneven ride height. Or, one leg slightly longer than the other. ;D

If I sit on a stool, bare feet on the floor, knees together, my right knee is lower than the other. If I look in the mirror I'm lop sided. If I look down, belly button is not in the middle,... if I breath in ::) and look down my feet stand with one foot further back than the other.
 But, stand on a 10mm thick book under my left foot, and everything lines up, feet are in line, head level all fixed.
 Self prescribed a 10mm heal pad in my left shoe, and bingo. I can put my socks in while while standing up. Step into my pants one leg at a time while standing with out pain and not having to sit on the bed to get dressed. There's no shooting pain in my lower left hip. No lumber spine issues, all fixed. :y

Why didn't chiropractic or Physio spot it?
Well, Physio never even checked. Although they where very good at dealing with the symptoms. Chiro, they checked my leg length, but did so when I was lieing down.
A bit like checking a cars ride height while the car is off the floor on a lift. ::)

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Anyway. I understood the problem myself,  found a cure, and implemented it with good results.

Must be qualified now I reckon. ;) ;D
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Re: Admin request
« Reply #21 on: 09 June 2014, 19:45:15 »

I worry about people who choose a career to squeeze gentlemans balls, and stick their fingers up men's bottoms...

That's Estas dept. we all refer that stuff to him. ;)

What's do you specialise in Dr Gix?  Orthopedics and Podiatry?  ::)  ;)

You know what, (having corrected my spelling in google from pediatrics ;D ) your bang on the money there Sir Tigger.

Having spent god knows how much time and money on chiropractic and Physio to sort lower back pain, over a good 20 years, I have diagnosed and corrected the problem myself.

The problem?  Everyone has a non symmetrical skeleton.  Mine was more uneven than the tolerance of 10mm allows.
In short, Uneven ride height. Or, one leg slightly longer than the other. ;D

If I sit on a stool, bare feet on the floor, knees together, my right knee is lower than the other. If I look in the mirror I'm lop sided. If I look down, belly button is not in the middle,... if I breath in ::) and look down my feet stand with one foot further back than the other.
 But, stand on a 10mm thick book under my left foot, and everything lines up, feet are in line, head level all fixed.
 Self prescribed a 10mm heal pad in my left shoe, and bingo. I can put my socks in while while standing up. Step into my pants one leg at a time while standing with out pain and not having to sit on the bed to get dressed. There's no shooting pain in my lower left hip. No lumber spine issues, all fixed. :y

Why didn't chiropractic or Physio spot it?
Well, Physio never even checked. Although they where very good at dealing with the symptoms. Chiro, they checked my leg length, but did so when I was lieing down.
A bit like checking a cars ride height while the car is off the floor on a lift. ::)

Muppets.


Anyway. I understood the problem myself,  found a cure, and implemented it with good results.

Must be qualified now I reckon. ;) ;D

So really you need a 10mm spacer and your Toe setting to 0.0, not sure about the camber but I guess that all depends on how much alcohol you've consumed.
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« Reply #22 on: 09 June 2014, 19:50:03 »

Well, it's more like a spacer under the front left spring tbh. That puts less strain on the bushes and the correct settings can now be achieved.

I now walk directly to my destination rather than round in circles on the way ;D
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« Reply #23 on: 09 June 2014, 21:17:26 »

Interesting Dr Gix, as I too have a 'funny' hip so maybe I should try a spacer before getting it polybushed.....   :-\
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« Reply #24 on: 09 June 2014, 21:23:56 »

I worry about people who choose a career to squeeze gentlemans balls, and stick their fingers up men's bottoms...


 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #25 on: 09 June 2014, 22:02:06 »

Dunno what your laughing at cem, your chief consultant. :P ;D
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« Reply #26 on: 09 June 2014, 22:04:05 »

Dunno what your laughing at cem, your chief consultant. :P ;D


may be I'm an online advisor but nothing more ;D


ps: and only in some specific subjects that I know :y
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Re: Admin request
« Reply #27 on: 10 June 2014, 00:41:18 »

im a professor so your majesty will do :y :y :y
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Re: Admin request
« Reply #28 on: 10 June 2014, 01:00:41 »

I worry about people who choose a career to squeeze gentlemans balls, and stick their fingers up men's bottoms...

That's Estas dept. we all refer that stuff to him. ;)
Well......yes....but it's only my hobby, not my career.  ::)
Dr Stemo, can you help an (e)steamed colleague out... I appear to have misplaced my ring :-[
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« Reply #29 on: 10 June 2014, 07:48:45 »

Dunno what your laughing at cem, your chief consultant. :P ;D

more like head of medicine at the asylum  ;D
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