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[HolyCount]

Lay off the crack folks...  

Crack ?  New fangled stuff  Give me traditional mushrooms any day (magic ones that is )

[psychnurse]

Lay off the crack folks...  

Crack ?  New fangled stuff  Give me traditional mushrooms any day (magic ones that is )

Showing your age hippy count!  

[rickyboy]

Lay off the crack folks...  

Crack ?  New fangled stuff  Give me traditional mushrooms any day (magic ones that is )

Just for you old timer!  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4pIxnuUG1k&feature=related

[HolyCount]

Nice one Ricky  

[LFF64]

This maybe linked to the are women Aliens thread I think are UFOS red by any chance   I am going to be in soooooooo much trouble when swtsmbo reads this  

[MaxV6]

i've BEEN a UFO on many occasions.......   people so rarely expect a family estate car to behave likea jet fighter  
 

[Big Bri]

i have seen a few ufo's some of the items my wife have thrown at me were  ufo's until they hit me

[psychnurse]

I can offer anti-psychotics to those who want them  

[HolyCount]

I can offer anti-psychotics to those who want them  

Quite happy being psychotic, thanks  

[psychnurse]

I can offer anti-psychotics to those who want them  

Quite happy being psychotic, thanks  

Thats the prob with my work........ your all the bloody same! Then again... Why not!  

[HolyCount]

I can offer anti-psychotics to those who want them  

Quite happy being psychotic, thanks  

Thats the prob with my work........ your all the bloody same! Then again... Why not!  

Many, many moons ago I did a stint as a volunteer in what were then called mental hospital.

There was I fitting in volunteer work around real work -- working just to eat and keep a roof over my head, generally getting highly stressed ----- there were the patients, fed and clothed, cigarettes on tap, entertained by us lot and generally well looked after.

Made me think, "which one of us is mad?"

[psychnurse]

I can offer anti-psychotics to those who want them  

Quite happy being psychotic, thanks  

Thats the prob with my work........ your all the bloody same! Then again... Why not!  

Many, many moons ago I did a stint as a volunteer in what were then called mental hospital.

There was I fitting in volunteer work around real work -- working just to eat and keep a roof over my head, generally getting highly stressed ----- there were the patients, fed and clothed, cigarettes on tap, entertained by us lot and generally well looked after.

Made me think, "which one of us is mad?"

i totally agree mate!! Got 6 severe Mh pts all have their own 3 bed house with 1:1 support 24/7 they have around 12 weeks overseas on hols!!

Doe make you wander... i have studied 12 years to earn enough to do that!! And they get a car paid for.... I agree totally.... exept the ones you can tell are utter fakes  

[TheBoy]

Earlier this year, whilst driving my Miggy, I was inexplicably drawn to the North West along a "Tractor Beam". I arrived in an alien environment with trees, greenery and country lanes. A strange character called TeeBee approached. He told me he was the Supreme Commander of All Living Things in the Universe and that he had a message for me to take back. The message was "Never fit a tow bar to my Miggy. Furthermore, earthlings should NEVER pull a 'Pie Key Wagon' (that's what it sounded like) behind their Miggy as this would be an abomination against the natural laws of the universe".

I was awe-struck as he pulled out his 'Teck Two' device and reconfigured my climate control, cruise and transmission settings. I was about to thank the Supreme Commander of all Living Things in the Universe when he was summoned by someone called 'Misses TeeBee' (presumably an underling as the Supreme Commander must be exactly that).

I returned to my abode amazed that by pressing a single button I could cruise without touching the accelerator. I haven't had the chance to pass on the warnings he gave me...until now, that is.

Heed what TeeBee says. Avoid the 'Pie Key Wagons' and we shall be saved.

I am still awe-struck when I think of my abduction.    

I think you can get help after such abductions. Sounds like you need it

[TheBoy]

I have eaten quite a few, nice paper outside with a sherbert filling!

Mrs TheBoy went to a show that had a section on old sweets, and she obviously brought a load back for me to try, inc UFOs!

[psychnurse]

Earlier this year, whilst driving my Miggy, I was inexplicably drawn to the North West along a "Tractor Beam". I arrived in an alien environment with trees, greenery and country lanes. A strange character called TeeBee approached. He told me he was the Supreme Commander of All Living Things in the Universe and that he had a message for me to take back. The message was "Never fit a tow bar to my Miggy. Furthermore, earthlings should NEVER pull a 'Pie Key Wagon' (that's what it sounded like) behind their Miggy as this would be an abomination against the natural laws of the universe".

I was awe-struck as he pulled out his 'Teck Two' device and reconfigured my climate control, cruise and transmission settings. I was about to thank the Supreme Commander of all Living Things in the Universe when he was summoned by someone called 'Misses TeeBee' (presumably an underling as the Supreme Commander must be exactly that).

I returned to my abode amazed that by pressing a single button I could cruise without touching the accelerator. I haven't had the chance to pass on the warnings he gave me...until now, that is.

Heed what TeeBee says. Avoid the 'Pie Key Wagons' and we shall be saved.

I am still awe-struck when I think of my abduction.    

I think you can get help after such abductions. Sounds like you need it

Yep.. They put them up in pikey wags