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[grifter]

Some interesting stuff in it like to reduce handbrake snatch you are advised to drive the car back and forward while gently applying handbrake to clean the shoes as they do not get used in normal service braking, which I have done anyway. Also noticed they advise to connect and disconnect Earth lead on a battery first or connect up to that first with leads. WTF? Earth first I would have thought - no?

Oh and one other piece of advice: be courteous when closing doors at night as slamming doors is noisy (good for that neighbour you hate then!)

I'll also need to read the part about operating the facelift heater about another 20 times to try and work it out!

[STEMO]

I'll bet it's riveting. Are you married or do you live alone, in a hut, far from civilisation? 

[grifter]

I'll bet it's riveting. Are you married or do you live alone, in a hut, far from civilisation? 

Lol bedtime reading, I think it spawned from trying to work out the heater controls then I thought what they hey read the whole thing!

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

I'll bet it's riveting. Are you married or do you live alone, in a hut, far from civilisation? 

A bothy perhaps?

[STEMO]

I'll bet it's riveting. Are you married or do you live alone, in a hut, far from civilisation? 

A bothy perhaps?

Are you going to vote for independence, Jock? 

[grifter]

I'll bet it's riveting. Are you married or do you live alone, in a hut, far from civilisation? 

A bothy perhaps?

Are you going to vote for independence, Jock? 

Yeah if I can get my ginger ass out of my bothy to the voting booth lol!

[STEMO]

I'll bet it's riveting. Are you married or do you live alone, in a hut, far from civilisation? 

A bothy perhaps?

Are you going to vote for independence, Jock? 

Yeah if I can get my ginger ass out of my bothy to the voting booth lol!

I meant the Jock who lives in Teesside in Southern Scotland.

[Rods2]

Lord Opti can recite the Omega manual, word for word, off by heart, along with most laptop repair manuals.

He also knows all the important Omega part numbers along with the part number for any laptop screen that you care to mention.

[Mister Rog]

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Sorry. But what's that ?

[grifter]

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Sorry. But what's that ?

A misspelled Spanish Man's name!

[Rods2]

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Sorry. But what's that ?

A misspelled Spanish Man's name!

I thought is was associated with 'distructions', where it tells you what you should have done afterwards!

[Terbs]

I've read the blasted thing till I'm blue in the face, and I still can't work the heating system properly !!!

[cam.in.head]

Ditto .but then mine does need a matrix flush !

[Doctor Gollum]

I've read the blasted thing till I'm blue in the face, and I still can't work the heating system properly !!!

Here do

Leave in Auto with all the vents open. Adjust temperature to suit. If you need to clear the screen, close the dash vents and press the front screen button.
Never press the ECO button.

[biggriffin]

I've read the blasted thing till I'm blue in the face, and I still can't work the heating system properly !!!

Here do

Leave in Auto with all the vents open. Adjust temperature to suit. If you need to clear the screen, close the dash vents and press the front screen button.
Never press the ECO button.

That's about it.