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Re: Pussies
« Reply #15 on: 20 April 2017, 20:06:50 »
The cat. Obviously.  ::)
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #16 on: 20 April 2017, 20:09:08 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 20 April 2017, 20:06:20
Quote from: STEMO on 20 April 2017, 20:00:49
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 20 April 2017, 19:59:40
Who owns the car? ??? ??? ???
Are you serious? Or just stupid?  ;D

I'm stupid, scouse boy. ;D Who owns the car?

Looks like 18 way adjustment for the seats so I'm guessing portfolio spec.
TB's new derv drinker.
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #17 on: 20 April 2017, 20:14:31 »
Quote from: STEMO on 20 April 2017, 20:09:08
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 20 April 2017, 20:06:20
Quote from: STEMO on 20 April 2017, 20:00:49
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 20 April 2017, 19:59:40
Who owns the car? ??? ??? ???
Are you serious? Or just stupid?  ;D

I'm stupid, scouse boy. ;D Who owns the car?

Looks like 18 way adjustment for the seats so I'm guessing portfolio spec.
TB's new derv drinker.

So he finally puts his hand in his pocket to buy a new Jag..... :y :y :y :y

......and then he fills the tank with the seminal fluid of Satan himself... ::) ::) ::)

My seat adjustment is exactly the same but minus the chrome trim.
« Last Edit: 20 April 2017, 20:16:28 by Doctor Opti »
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #18 on: 20 April 2017, 20:17:05 »
Quote from: tunnie on 20 April 2017, 18:29:35
That looks like an XJ not an XF?

I agree.
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #19 on: 20 April 2017, 20:25:54 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 20 April 2017, 20:17:05
Quote from: tunnie on 20 April 2017, 18:29:35
That looks like an XJ not an XF?

I agree.

I'm sure I remember a fatty little admin stating he would never have an XJ  ;D
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #20 on: 20 April 2017, 20:27:53 »
Quote from: tunnie on 20 April 2017, 20:25:54
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 20 April 2017, 20:17:05
Quote from: tunnie on 20 April 2017, 18:29:35
That looks like an XJ not an XF?

I agree.

I'm sure I remember a fatty little admin stating he would never have an XJ  ;D
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Yep.....something about the arse end he didn't like.
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #21 on: 21 April 2017, 11:47:36 »
Pictures? :y
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #22 on: 21 April 2017, 11:57:08 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 April 2017, 11:47:36
Pictures? :y
It's a black Jaguar XJ, have you never seen one?  ;D
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #23 on: 21 April 2017, 12:12:15 »
Quote from: STEMO on 21 April 2017, 11:57:08
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 April 2017, 11:47:36
Pictures? :y
It's a black Jaguar XJ, have you never seen one?  ;D

The details of TB and his new car appear to have passed me by. :-\

He'll regret not having chosen a 'fetching shade of green' like your Astra though. :)
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #24 on: 21 April 2017, 12:14:22 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 April 2017, 12:12:15
Quote from: STEMO on 21 April 2017, 11:57:08
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 April 2017, 11:47:36
Pictures? :y
It's a black Jaguar XJ, have you never seen one?  ;D

The details of TB and his new car appear to have passed me by. :-\
Not exactly published knowledge, although neither a secret...
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #25 on: 21 April 2017, 12:46:24 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 21 April 2017, 12:14:22
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 April 2017, 12:12:15
Quote from: STEMO on 21 April 2017, 11:57:08
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 April 2017, 11:47:36
Pictures? :y
It's a black Jaguar XJ, have you never seen one?  ;D

The details of TB and his new car appear to have passed me by. :-\
Not exactly published knowledge, although neither a secret...
Well I picked up on it straight away.
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #26 on: 21 April 2017, 13:22:27 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 20 April 2017, 19:04:28
Mrs. KW says "Why is the seat so close to the pedals?". :-X

I told her it's because you're Mrs TB is a short@rse, obviously..... ;)

Nice Pussy, BTW. :y
Fixed for accuracy.


Remember, I can't drive currently  :-[
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #27 on: 21 April 2017, 14:08:48 »
Quote from: RumpelStiltSkin on 21 April 2017, 13:22:27
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 20 April 2017, 19:04:28
Mrs. KW says "Why is the seat so close to the pedals?". :-X

I told her it's because you're Mrs TB is a short@rse, obviously..... ;)

Nice Pussy, BTW. :y
Fixed for accuracy




Remember, I can't drive currently  :-[





A woman driving a Jaguar (even one that runs on fuel used mainly in agriculture) :-\

Surely this is against the natural order of things. :)

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Re: Pussies
« Reply #28 on: 21 April 2017, 14:15:35 »
I suspect that Mrs TB can drive it well enough to get it right up your chocolate starfish. ;)
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Re: Pussies
« Reply #29 on: 21 April 2017, 14:16:09 »
Quote from: RumpelStiltSkin on 21 April 2017, 13:22:27
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 20 April 2017, 19:04:28
Mrs. KW says "Why is the seat so close to the pedals?". :-X

I told her it's because you're Mrs TB is a short@rse, obviously..... ;)

Nice Pussy, BTW. :y
Fixed for accuracy.

Er, why - if you don't mind me asking as I've missed it obviously.......


Remember, I can't drive currently  :-[
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