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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #3000 on: 21 April 2025, 09:47:31 »
Quote from: STEMO on 21 April 2025, 09:32:02
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 21 April 2025, 08:59:26
The Pope.

Not unexpected I suppose.
It was on wifeys feed this morning, with people saying 'He was alive on Easter Sunday'
Well, yes, you usually are alive the day before you die  :)
;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3001 on: 21 April 2025, 10:03:24 »
Has he risen yet?
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« Reply #3002 on: 21 April 2025, 10:06:51 »
Quote from: countrywoman on 21 April 2025, 10:03:24
Has he risen yet?
He's a human being, not a Yorkshire pud. ;)
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #3003 on: 21 April 2025, 11:31:21 »
Now we'll have all that smoke coming out the chimneys while they choose a new  80 year old eplacement.
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« Reply #3004 on: 21 April 2025, 11:38:40 »
Quote from: countrywoman on 21 April 2025, 10:03:24
Has he risen yet?

You need to be patient. It should take about three days.  :D


Old man dies after being ill, and now there will be 24 hour news coverage for the next week.  ::)
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #3005 on: 21 April 2025, 13:12:02 »
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 21 April 2025, 11:38:40
Quote from: countrywoman on 21 April 2025, 10:03:24
Has he risen yet?

You need to be patient. It should take about three days.  :D


Old man dies after being ill, and now there will be 24 hour news coverage for the next week.  ::)
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Yep you're absolutely right , really gets on my nerves I'm afraid I haven't got anytime for anything religious, all these strange men the majority who appear to have a thing for young boys, but each to his own. I simply believe that most people realise the difference between right & wrong nice & simple.
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #3006 on: 21 April 2025, 16:25:41 »
Two priests are driving down the road when they are stopped by two police officers.

"We're looking for two child molesters," the officers tell them.

The priests look at each other for a moment before replying, "We'll do it
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« Reply #3007 on: 21 April 2025, 18:54:03 »

Two priests are driving down the road when they are stopped by two police officers.

"We're looking for two child molesters," the officers tell them.

The priests look at each other for a moment before replying, "We'll do it
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« Reply #3008 on: 21 April 2025, 20:57:22 »
Trump is going to step into the job and make the Vatican great again.  :D
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #3009 on: 21 April 2025, 20:58:38 »
There's a vag joke in there somewhere...
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Re: Dead Person
« Reply #3010 on: 22 April 2025, 18:26:48 »
Barry Hoban, cyclist, 85. Held the record for most TDF stage wins by a British rider, until Cavendish came along.
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« Reply #3011 on: 26 April 2025, 10:11:20 »
Virginia Giuffre 41.
She was the girl / woman who accused Andrew and Epstein of sex crimes.
Death by " suicide".  ::)
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« Reply #3012 on: 04 May 2025, 22:53:48 »
Jochen Mass. Ex F1 racer. 78.

I never could quite forgive him for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, which resulted in the death of Villenueve.
It probably wasnt his fault , but Villeneuve was a complete hero to me.
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« Reply #3013 on: 20 May 2025, 23:33:21 »
George Wendt. “ Norm” out of Cheers. Peacefully in his sleep , 76
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« Reply #3014 on: 30 May 2025, 22:54:20 »
Loretta Swit aka 'Hot Lips Houlihan. 87. Loved Mash.
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