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[JueV6]

in 5yrs the only words Ive heard from a neighbour was to my son
"yer ball comes in ere i'll pop it"
At least your neighbour sounds approachable Martin

TBH I have said that very thing to 4 Yoof's that was playing football 15 ft from my Miggy with was broadside to them. Leather gritty football / Miggy door. hmmmm. "hits my car and i'll [size=10]stab[/size] pop it

[zippo]

if he'd had a car or a looked after garden i would have agreed with him ,but he has no car and his garden looks like a bomb site. He just enjoyed moaning apparently

[kris9128]

Well it is getting worrying, couple of years ago a neighbour moved a fence to include the ground right next to my parking area, all legal but I lost 2 foot of swinging around/opening door room.

House was sold on and new owner is now digging up a piece of grass right next to the road in and where it is narrowest, since I can't swing the van around now I go over the edge of this land just on the concrete edging.

However the new owner is pickaxing up the ground to stop people going anywhere near it.

I don't park or drive over but he was pointing at our caravan laughing to another neighbour.

I have decided that if the new plants go over my parking space I'll weed killer them!!!!

SODIUM CHLORATE. kills everything. mix it 10:1 and it kills everything. have seen it kill leylandi in 3 weeks. f*kin brilliant stuff. available at most garden centres

[zippo]

Well it is getting worrying, couple of years ago a neighbour moved a fence to include the ground right next to my parking area, all legal but I lost 2 foot of swinging around/opening door room.

House was sold on and new owner is now digging up a piece of grass right next to the road in and where it is narrowest, since I can't swing the van around now I go over the edge of this land just on the concrete edging.

However the new owner is pickaxing up the ground to stop people going anywhere near it.

I don't park or drive over but he was pointing at our caravan laughing to another neighbour.

I have decided that if the new plants go over my parking space I'll weed killer them!!!!

SODIUM CHLORATE. kills everything. mix it 10:1 and it kills everything. have seen it kill leylandi in 3 weeks. f*kin brilliant stuff. available at most garden centres

ill have to try some on my mothers in law

[Martin_1962]

It was a panic - pick axe out and very near the parking area

[Crazydad]

We are surrounded by polish and russians, nothing really wrong with that, you have good and bad from all nations, but those that live near me are those that were taken from their homes in the dark of the night, and thrown over the border to fend for themselves.
They live on Vodka and fags,all have bad hearing, must have by the way they all shout at each other, tend to change their taste in furniture quite regular, as it keeps getting thrown out of the window, mostly at night, and tend to live in a 1 bedroom flat, with 52 other relatives that have also been removed from their country.
who can top that??

[zippo]

We are surrounded by polish and russians, nothing really wrong with that, you have good and bad from all nations, but those that live near me are those that were taken from their homes in the dark of the night, and thrown over the border to fend for themselves.
They live on Vodka and fags,all have bad hearing, must have by the way they all shout at each other, tend to change their taste in furniture quite regular, as it keeps getting thrown out of the window, mostly at night, and tend to live in a 1 bedroom flat, with 52 other relatives that have also been removed from their country.
who can top that??

nice, i thought it was bad where i am

[Crazydad]

It will all be forgotten soon when i return home

[zippo]

It will all be forgotten soon when i return home

bet your counting the days

[LaserLance]

Crikey ! i must live in a virtual paradise, me neighbour on me left is great and the guy on right keeps himself  to hiself, just wish he would get rid of his mock merc slk (chrysler crossfire) so i can buy another mc and get it out off garage without asking him to move it  :)me dads caravans in front of garage just in case you all asked why no access to garage  8-)

[Jimbob]

Have a lapdancer one way  8-)
(rest of her family leave a bit to be desired unfortunatley)

really helpful bloke the other, lend you anything / help you with anything.

 

[Jay w]

total ignorant knob on side whose wife is a snob.......and she is in no position to be so
They are also the object of our humour, the guy is trying to sell a '96 mazda Bongo for close to 6K!!! and has just paid over 2k for a weekend pikey wagon that leaks all over the place.
He spent a fortune last year having his front garden tarmac'd over the last year it has sunk in places and the pikey wagon is leaving huge great dips in the tarmac where the legs are......we are messing ourselfs laughing......

the other side is fine, a quiet couple his wife is fit......really fit  

[TheBoy]

Maybe Martin Imber's neighbours are trying to say "we're fed up of looking at that unsightly pikey wagon"

[albitz]

Oh you are cruel
My neighbours rarely bother to even say hello,suits me fine tbh, i do my thing and they do theirs.

[HNO3GOH]

I think my neighbour is great as she has just moved out

Ding dong the witch is gone