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[STEMO]

I pay £46.81 each month for both the mighty Signum and my other car.

So £46.81 x 12 = £561.72....

£561.72 x 2 =  £1123.44..... :'

Little wonder I'm so piss poor.

That is a bit expensive. But you are helping an unemployed person towards their sky subscription. Gives you a nice warm feeling when you think about it like that. 

I'm a philanthropist at heart.

Always ready to assist the poor and needy.

PM sent 

No message showing, and as far as I am aware I haven't banned you for being a scouser.

I'm still composing it. Checking my spelling to make sure I got destitute, penniless and impecunious right. 

I  don't need to check my spelling. Grammar school education you see.

You are, indeed, a very fortunate and rich man. 

[tigers_gonads]

Mine is £20....a year

Thanks 
You can go now 

[Auto Addict]

Mine is £20....a year

My old VW was £30 

Zafira is £140 

Cheaper than a TV licence, so not bad, eh? 

I don't pay for a TV licence

[STEMO]

Mine is £20....a year

My old VW was £30 

Zafira is £140 

Cheaper than a TV licence, so not bad, eh? 

I don't pay for a TV licence

I rather pay....and be young and athletic 

[Auto Addict]

Mine is £20....a year

My old VW was £30 

Zafira is £140 

Cheaper than a TV licence, so not bad, eh? 

I don't pay for a TV licence

I rather pay....and be young and athletic 

You're helping pay for mine

[STEMO]

Mine is £20....a year

My old VW was £30 

Zafira is £140 

Cheaper than a TV licence, so not bad, eh? 

I don't pay for a TV licence

I rather pay....and be young and athletic 

You're helping pay for mine

Yep. Magnanimous, that's me. 

[Auto Addict]

Mine is £20....a year

My old VW was £30 

Zafira is £140 

Cheaper than a TV licence, so not bad, eh? 

I don't pay for a TV licence

I rather pay....and be young and athletic 

You're helping pay for mine

Yep. Magnanimous, that's me. 

I wouldn't go quite that far 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Mine is £20....a year

My old VW was £30 

Zafira is £140 

Cheaper than a TV licence, so not bad, eh? 

I don't pay for a TV licence

I rather pay....and be young and athletic 

Best you buy a time machine and sign up to your local gym then.

[STEMO]

Mine is £20....a year

My old VW was £30 

Zafira is £140 

Cheaper than a TV licence, so not bad, eh? 

I don't pay for a TV licence

I rather pay....and be young and athletic 

Best you buy a time machine and sign up to your local gym then.

I am relatively young and relatively fit. Younger than AA and certainly fitter than you 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Mine is £20....a year

My old VW was £30 

Zafira is £140 

Cheaper than a TV licence, so not bad, eh? 

I don't pay for a TV licence

I rather pay....and be young and athletic 

Best you buy a time machine and sign up to your local gym then.

I am relatively young and relatively fit. Younger than AA and certainly fitter than you 

Some say.... compared to the age of the Earth the dinosaurs have been gone a relatively short time. Do you mean 'relatively' in those terms?.

[STEMO]

Mine is £20....a year

My old VW was £30 

Zafira is £140 

Cheaper than a TV licence, so not bad, eh? 

I don't pay for a TV licence

I rather pay....and be young and athletic 

Best you buy a time machine and sign up to your local gym then.

I am relatively young and relatively fit. Younger than AA and certainly fitter than you 

Some say.... compared to the age of the Earth the dinosaurs have been gone a relatively short time. Do you mean 'relatively' in those terms?.

I'm younger than some and older than some. I can do things some people half my age can't do and I can't do things some people much older than me can do. I am happy with my lot and, in the end, that's all that matters really....isn't it? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Mine is £20....a year

My old VW was £30 

Zafira is £140 

Cheaper than a TV licence, so not bad, eh? 

I don't pay for a TV licence

I rather pay....and be young and athletic 

Best you buy a time machine and sign up to your local gym then.

I am relatively young and relatively fit. Younger than AA and certainly fitter than you 

Some say.... compared to the age of the Earth the dinosaurs have been gone a relatively short time. Do you mean 'relatively' in those terms?.

I'm younger than some and older than some. I can do things some people half my age can't do and I can't do things some people much older than me can do. I am happy with my lot and, in the end, that's all that matters really....isn't it? 

I suggest this won't have anything to do with the bedroom.

[STEMO]

Mine is £20....a year

My old VW was £30 

Zafira is £140 

Cheaper than a TV licence, so not bad, eh? 

I don't pay for a TV licence

I rather pay....and be young and athletic 

Best you buy a time machine and sign up to your local gym then.

I am relatively young and relatively fit. Younger than AA and certainly fitter than you 

Some say.... compared to the age of the Earth the dinosaurs have been gone a relatively short time. Do you mean 'relatively' in those terms?.

I'm younger than some and older than some. I can do things some people half my age can't do and I can't do things some people much older than me can do. I am happy with my lot and, in the end, that's all that matters really....isn't it? 

I suggest this won't have anything to do with the bedroom.

Well....you don't know, do you? I could be a 6'6" Chinese man living in Weston Super Mare for all you know. The internet is a powerful implement and...................I'm ranting again, aren't I? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Ah.....memories of family holidays in WSM as a nipper.

It's a place where the sea never properly comes in. By the time we reached the water it was time to go home.

Don't recall any tall oriental gentlemen from the land of the slitty-eye though.

[STEMO]

Ah.....memories of family holidays in WSM as a nipper.

It's a place where the sea never properly comes in. By the time we reached the water it was time to go home.

Don't recall any tall oriental gentlemen from the land of the slitty-eye though.

I were only a lad then