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[deviator]

Just get a cat

You shouldn't have this problem at all. Every car post 1992 requires a cat.

[henryd]

Just get a cat

I believe M'lud has had enough trouble with pussy over the years

[Doctor Gollum]

Just get a cat

But don't forget to remove it from under the bonnet before you drive off. Just in case it gets caught in the supercharger pulley...

[TheBoy]

I've just had a look on the jag forum, and the advice is to take it to your nearest dealer. 

Forum question "My Jag is dirty"
Forum Answer "Book it in at your local dealer"

[Doctor Gollum]

I've just had a look on the jag forum, and the advice is to take it to your nearest dealer. 

Forum question "My Jag is dirty"
Forum Answer "Book it in at your local dealer"

To be fair, they'd probably run a hose over it if you booked it in for a free health check...

[Nick W]

Just get a cat

But don't forget to remove it from under the bonnet before you drive off. Just in case it gets caught in the supercharger pulley...

I once found a rabbit down the back of engine, although the car only needed a new battery.

[Viral_Jim]

To be fair, they'd probably run a hose over it if you booked it in for a free health check...

Or get some spotty yoof to run a nice gritty rag over it. Once he's taken it out for a damn good thrashing at your expense complementary health check. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Just get a cat

But don't forget to remove it from under the bonnet before you drive off. Just in case it gets caught in the supercharger pulley...

Well it wouldn't be the first pussy that our Lord's supercharger has engaged with! 

[BazaJT]

Must tell him something when even the mice have more taste than to go near a Signum

[Kevin Wood]

I've just had a look on the jag forum, and the advice is to take it to your nearest dealer. 

Forum question "My Jag is dirty"
Forum Answer "Book it in at your local dealer"

You should have heard the sharp intakes of breath when I told them I'd fitted a shin breaker to mine.
Myself, not by taking it to a dealer and drinking coffee.
.. and that it was a Brink one, not genuine Jaguar. 

[Doctor Gollum]

The horror! 

 

[Nick W]

I've just had a look on the jag forum, and the advice is to take it to your nearest dealer. 

Forum question "My Jag is dirty"
Forum Answer "Book it in at your local dealer"

You should have heard the sharp intakes of breath when I told them I'd fitted a shin breaker to mine.
Myself, not by taking it to a dealer and drinking coffee.
.. and that it was a Brink one, not genuine Jaguar. 

not much different to here then; mention you don't buy oil from Vauxhall, and the GM Inquisition appears to the sound of a jangling chord and starts plumping up the cushions.....

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

To be fair, n ot so much now that Tradeclub has gone. When it was up and running buying GM oil and usually genuine parts was pretty much a no brainer.

[TheBoy]

To be fair, n ot so much now that Tradeclub has gone. When it was up and running buying GM oil and usually genuine parts was pretty much a no brainer.

^^^ This

If its cheaper, delivered to your door same/next day for free, and usually of better quality than more expensive factor parts, it makes a lot of sense to my simple brain.

[TheBoy]

I've just had a look on the jag forum, and the advice is to take it to your nearest dealer. 

Forum question "My Jag is dirty"
Forum Answer "Book it in at your local dealer"

You should have heard the sharp intakes of breath when I told them I'd fitted a shin breaker to mine.
Myself, not by taking it to a dealer and drinking coffee.
.. and that it was a Brink one, not genuine Jaguar. 

Did they ask if Brink was a new polishing compound?