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Turkey shortage at Christmas
« on: 26 September 2021, 16:28:28 »
Good, it's fickin horrible shite. Does anyone actually buy a turkey these days?
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Re: Turkey shortage at Christmas
« Reply #1 on: 26 September 2021, 16:39:59 »
Quote from: STEMO on 26 September 2021, 16:28:28
Good, it's fickin horrible shite. Does anyone actually buy a turkey these days?

Turkey is generally as dry as a nuns pussy.

I prefer chicken, given the choice.
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Re: Turkey shortage at Christmas
« Reply #2 on: 26 September 2021, 16:46:12 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 September 2021, 16:39:59
Quote from: STEMO on 26 September 2021, 16:28:28
Good, it's fickin horrible shite. Does anyone actually buy a turkey these days?

Turkey is generally as dry as a nuns pussy.

I prefer chicken, given the choice.
I prefer a lockdown Christmas, as last year. No pretending to be joyous and benevolent.  ;D
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Re: Turkey shortage at Christmas
« Reply #3 on: 26 September 2021, 16:48:38 »
Just panic buy a Turkey now then and freeze it   :P

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Re: Turkey shortage at Christmas
« Reply #4 on: 26 September 2021, 16:51:07 »
Quote from: dave the builder on 26 September 2021, 16:48:38
Just panic buy a Turkey now then and freeze it   :P
Used to buy a turkey crown, without all the shittiest bits attached. But last year a good sized one was around thirty quid. Eff orf, thirty quid for a piece of rancid fowl.
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Re: Turkey shortage at Christmas
« Reply #5 on: 26 September 2021, 16:56:39 »
we'll probably just have a pork loin joint or beef this year
though I do like my yearly one portion of sprouts  ;D
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Re: Turkey shortage at Christmas
« Reply #6 on: 26 September 2021, 17:06:09 »
As all above, just can't understand the love for turkey. Bloody horrible.
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Re: Turkey shortage at Christmas
« Reply #7 on: 26 September 2021, 17:27:38 »
I doubt very much we'll be arsed with Christmas dinner. In fact, I might look for a break in a cottage in N Yorkshire for the week.
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Re: Turkey shortage at Christmas
« Reply #8 on: 26 September 2021, 17:35:57 »
Quote from: STEMO on 26 September 2021, 17:27:38
I doubt very much we'll be arsed with Christmas dinner. In fact, I might look for a break in a cottage in N Yorkshire for the week.
Probably cheaper than a turkey :-X
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Re: Turkey shortage at Christmas
« Reply #9 on: 26 September 2021, 17:46:29 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 26 September 2021, 17:35:57
Quote from: STEMO on 26 September 2021, 17:27:38
I doubt very much we'll be arsed with Christmas dinner. In fact, I might look for a break in a cottage in N Yorkshire for the week.
Probably cheaper than a turkey :-X
;D ;D Yes.
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Re: Turkey shortage at Christmas
« Reply #10 on: 26 September 2021, 18:11:49 »
Cant stand Turkey. Its almost as horrible as Chicken.
Hopefully we wont be able to get one and have a nice slab of Beef instead.  :)
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Re: Turkey shortage at Christmas
« Reply #11 on: 26 September 2021, 18:26:15 »
Been saying for weeks plenty of other meats available couldn't give a toss if Turkey isn't around.
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Re: Turkey shortage at Christmas
« Reply #12 on: 26 September 2021, 19:45:06 »
 Cant stand turkey either
Normally we have fore rib of beef
But this year, going to SWMBO,s dads an he loves chicken
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Re: Turkey shortage at Christmas
« Reply #13 on: 26 September 2021, 19:51:53 »
Just cancel Christmas and save everybody a shit load of money and hassle!  :y

Next?  ;D
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Re: Turkey shortage at Christmas
« Reply #14 on: 26 September 2021, 19:57:05 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 26 September 2021, 19:51:53
Just cancel Christmas and save everybody a shit load of money and hassle!  :y

Next?  ;D
Sounds good to me.

BTW, Christmas is four days this year. Saturday, Sunday, Monday and Tuesday.   ;D
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