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[STEMO]

  From the Telegraph:

Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, is always bursting with ingenious new policy ideas. But this latest scheme may be his most inspired yet.

He wants to let criminals jump the housing queue.

Apparently, the Mayor believes that prioritising former prisoners will make them so grateful, they won’t reoffend – thus cutting crime. A flawless plan.

Well, almost. Unfortunately, I fear that law-abiding Londoners may be a tiny bit miffed at being bumped to the back of the housing queue, just to appease convicted criminals.

And so, to get to the front, they’ll turn to crime themselves.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

From the Telegraph:

Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, is always bursting with ingenious new policy ideas. But this latest scheme may be his most inspired yet.

He wants to let criminals jump the housing queue.

Apparently, the Mayor believes that prioritising former prisoners will make them so grateful, they won’t reoffend – thus cutting crime. A flawless plan.

Well, almost. Unfortunately, I fear that law-abiding Londoners may be a tiny bit miffed at being bumped to the back of the housing queue, just to appease convicted criminals.

And so, to get to the front, they’ll turn to crime themselves.

If they riot, protest, or post 'hurty words' on twitter about the criminals they will take their place behind bars.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Arrive at Dover in a boat. Stab the first person you meet, get banged up for a while,  and then you will be made for life.
Remember when we were young they told us that crimes doesnt pay ?
They lied.

[Sir Tigger KC]

The Mayor of London is a horrible khant. 

[Rangie]

Give a man like that power was always going to be a big mistake,we had a saying in HMPS relating to Muslims but it would get me banned from here, but it's 100 percent true.