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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202502159133160?advertising-location=at_cars&atmobcid=soc5&body-type=Estate&fromsra&fuel-type=Diesel&make=Mercedes-Benz&searchId=f6079e3e-9712-42a2-b8f4-efe86c5f3706&sort=price-asc&transmission=Automatic

Should see you to your grave if you keep it serviced.

Literally been to the moon and 30,000 miles on the way back.

[STEMO]

I kind of know what it's going to be, but I'll run mine till it will run no more

It'll probably go on for a few years yet and then you'll definitely be ready for a Nissan Micra! 

More likely to meet his maker.

As it happens I've just done a blood pressure check. I'll be around for a little while yet 

[Doctor Gollum]

That's lower than mine

[Raeturbo]

And a nice low heart rate….. you sure that’s yours 🤣❤️

[Doctor Gollum]

That's lower than mine

141/85 average over the last week... But that includes working and exams.

[STEMO]

And a nice low heart rate….. you sure that’s yours 🤣❤️

When I used to wear my Apple Watch (I don't now) it used to beep while I was watching bargain hunt because my heartbeat had dropped below 55 

Understandable, I suppose........bargain hunt 

[STEMO]

That's lower than mine

Yes...but you're not on tablets to lower it, are you? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I remember Seb Coe in his prime saying that his resting heart rate was around 40 BPM, and around 200 BPM when trying to break a world record.

So you are nearly as fit as the 25 year old Seb Coe.

[STEMO]

I remember Seb Coe in his prime saying that his resting heart rate was around 40 BPM, and around 200 BPM when trying to break a world record.

So you are nearly as fit as the 25 year old Seb Coe.

Certainly as fit as you, young fella 

[TheBoy]

How about a nice XJ. Its been recently washed, inside and out.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I remember Seb Coe in his prime saying that his resting heart rate was around 40 BPM, and around 200 BPM when trying to break a world record.

So you are nearly as fit as the 25 year old Seb Coe.

Certainly as fit as you, young fella 

I note plenty of booze makes my heart beat extremely slowly.

I imagine this is how some people die in their sleep.

[STEMO]

How about a nice XJ. Its been recently washed, inside and out.

Ahhhh.....broken, but clean 

[TheBoy]

How about a nice XJ. Its been recently washed, inside and out.

Ahhhh.....broken, but clean 

I never said the water was clean....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

How about a nice XJ. Its been recently washed, inside and out.

Despite being derv it's still way too potent for a gentleman of STMO's advanced years.

I'm with 'Darzett Tigger' on this one. A Datsun Micra or slower for the old lad.

[Doctor Gollum]

That's lower than mine

Yes...but you're not on tablets to lower it, are you? 

Nope