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[Richie London]

walked from 1 end of b&q to the other, very very fast, to get to the toilet, fluttered the whole distance, at least 150feet. a few heads turned i can tell yers. was a great relief to get rid of the unwanted air too.  

didnt realise bubble and sqeak was that powerful  

[Andy B]

walked from 1 end of b&q to the other, very very fast, to get to the toilet, fluttered the whole distance, at least 150feet. a few heads turned i can tell yers. was a great relief to get rid of the unwanted air too.  

didnt realise bubble and sqeak was that powerful  

Toooooo much  information. :-?  

   

[Proz]

Nice one  

[Tony H]

  Thats one hell of a trouser burp if yur B&Q is as big as the one near us!

[Mr Skrunts]

My Grans good at those.

We say see squeaks as she walks, stops walking, stops sqeaking.

Bless her, she is 98 in April.

[Jimbob]

Hark, I have a challenger  

[HolyCount]

Bet your face was a picture as you picked up the pace and your "target" got nearer ( yet soooo far )  

[amigov6]

Leaving Morries a while ago via the revolving door i was alone in the compartment & let one go i'd been baking for a while. Folk were crowding ready to get in with their empty trolleys.
    I smiled to myself happy in the knowledge they were trapped in my fog for a few seconds & beat a hasty retreat!!!!!!!!! 8-)

[mars]

A bloke at the bar in my local had let a couple off to everyones disgust. I let a silent but deadly one go and everyone blamed him although he protested he was not to blame for that one

[STMO123]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=63d_1218932368


 

[LaserLance]

as long as you dont let rip like this guy i wouldnt worry ....http://www.mrmethane.com/fart-video-downloads/

[Lizzie_Zoom]

walked from 1 end of b&q to the other, very very fast, to get to the toilet, fluttered the whole distance, at least 150feet. a few heads turned i can tell yers. was a great relief to get rid of the unwanted air too.  

didnt realise bubble and sqeak was that powerful  

You should save gas, not waste it!!   Next time bottle it!

[amigov6]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=63d_1218932368


 

I really want the black coffee mug on his desk. It's got ME written all over it!!!   Guy.

[JamesV6CDX]

I had a couple of jars last night.

Today, one hour into a 4 hour train ride (twin carriage job) - I need to go NOW!

Walk along carriage, to loo - out of order. Thank the lord there was another one... I thought my heart was going to skip a beat for a minute, there's no way I'd have lasted another 3 hours

[Tony H]

Leaving Morries a while ago via the revolving door i was alone in the compartment & let one go i'd been baking for a while. Folk were crowding ready to get in with their empty trolleys.
    I smiled to myself happy in the knowledge they were trapped in my fog for a few seconds & beat a hasty retreat!!!!!!!!! 8-)