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Re: NWS - Joke Time
« Reply #15 on: 14 November 2008, 22:38:59 »
A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"
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Re: NWS - Joke Time
« Reply #16 on: 15 November 2008, 01:43:49 »
what type of key is best for getting into a caravan...

a pi-key......... :D
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Re: NWS - Joke Time
« Reply #17 on: 15 November 2008, 01:49:36 »
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what type of key is best for getting into a caravan...

a pi-key......... :D

 ;D ;D ;D TB will like that one............. :y
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Re: NWS - Joke Time
« Reply #18 on: 15 November 2008, 10:00:25 »
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There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "opps YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer opps you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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