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Elite Pete

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Swine Flu
« on: 29 April 2009, 19:12:03 »
My wife has just phoned, she say she has just run out of petrol and she's scared to fill up because of swine flu. I said you daft cow its in Mexico not Texaco ::)



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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #1 on: 29 April 2009, 19:12:38 »
It's started :D :D
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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #2 on: 29 April 2009, 19:14:01 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :y
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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #3 on: 29 April 2009, 19:15:22 »
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My wife has just phoned, she say she has just run out of petrol and she's scared to fill up because of swine flu. I said you daft cow its in Mexico not Texaco ::)



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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #4 on: 29 April 2009, 19:22:42 »
lol thats a funny one :y :y ;D ;D
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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #5 on: 29 April 2009, 19:28:49 »
Nice one Pete  ;D :y
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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #6 on: 29 April 2009, 19:30:10 »
LOL ;D
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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #7 on: 29 April 2009, 20:12:45 »
Oh dear :o :o :o :o ::) To think, you all slated mine last night ;D
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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #8 on: 29 April 2009, 20:37:09 »
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My wife has just phoned, she say she has just run out of petrol and she's scared to fill up because of swine flu. I said you daft cow its in Mexico not Texaco ::)



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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #9 on: 29 April 2009, 20:57:16 »
all;D
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« Reply #10 on: 29 April 2009, 21:27:49 »
Aparently you can only catch swine flu after direct contact with pigs, I bet Jack Tweedy's sh1tt1n' himself ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 29 April 2009, 21:28:33 »
Just phoned the NHS Direct Swine Flu helpline but all I'm getting is crackling ;D ;D ;D
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Welung666

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« Reply #12 on: 29 April 2009, 21:33:14 »
BMI Baby are offering cheap flights to Mexico for £40 return.... It's an offer not to be sneezed at ;D ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 29 April 2009, 21:33:24 »
There was a big queue for the checkouts at sainsburys earlier so i just started coughing and such......lots of dirty looks and and a few peeps moving to other checkouts...... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Swine Flu
« Reply #14 on: 29 April 2009, 21:36:55 »
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It's started :D :D
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