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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #45 on: 26 June 2009, 21:31:46 »
These must have flown round the country this morning, I got into the office at 10.30, having been to a meeting and was amazed at the number of jokes and even more amazed at the type of some of the people who were telling them :D :D :D
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #46 on: 26 June 2009, 21:34:00 »
what does  janet jackson and the england cricket team have in common???









janet jackson is sure to get the ashes :y
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #47 on: 27 June 2009, 00:14:20 »
Michaels funeral practice.........
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #48 on: 27 June 2009, 02:06:03 »
michael jacson died of food poisoning cos he was eating twelve year old nuts
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #49 on: 27 June 2009, 02:09:33 »
dear mrs jackson
i was very sorry to hear about your son michael. i just cant stop thinking about his children.
all my love
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #50 on: 27 June 2009, 08:14:48 »
 I Was told he was very ill at the end ,he'd been diagnosed  with nappy rash ;D
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #51 on: 27 June 2009, 09:00:12 »
Michael Jackson’s body is not to be cremated or buried. It's to be recycled into grocery bags. That way he can continue to be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #52 on: 27 June 2009, 11:15:57 »
Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out Boyz II Men was a band, not a delivery service.  ;D ;D
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #53 on: 27 June 2009, 11:16:46 »
Michael Jackson's girlfriend has given her thoughts on the news "I'm devastated, 1st my parents leave me in Portugal, and now this..."  ;D ;D
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #54 on: 27 June 2009, 11:18:44 »
I am deeply offended by the jokes surrounding Michael Jacksons death. He touched me in ways only a catholic priest would understand!
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #55 on: 27 June 2009, 11:22:57 »
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I am deeply offended by the jokes surrounding Michael Jacksons death. He touched me in ways only a catholic priest would understand!


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #56 on: 27 June 2009, 11:29:26 »
Day 96 and Jade Goody gets a new housemate...
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #57 on: 27 June 2009, 11:29:58 »
Doctors have confirmed that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to kids. Again.
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #58 on: 27 June 2009, 11:31:59 »
Finally we are gonna get a REAL Alien Autopsy!
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Re: Michael Jackson - Sick Joke Thread
« Reply #59 on: 28 June 2009, 14:40:26 »
Farrah Fawcett gets to the pearly gates - St Peter says - Farrah, you've been an angel on earth - i'll grant you one wish before you enter heaven

Farrah thinks about this and finally says "i want the world to be a safer place for children..."

i'll get my coat  :-[

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