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Re: A Trusting Forum Member
« Reply #45 on: 15 July 2009, 20:28:15 »
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Careful Jimbob, he'll be blaming his next 3 weeks of admin baiting on you now.


as long as its not the disturbing porn collection I 'came' across  ;D

All the horrifying and sickening details please? (says she; pulling up a chair!) ;D


I know your a Woman of the world Debs, but no way could I put you through that, you would never let him anywhere near your farm!

we thought it was just Men (well, Pete really) he had a thing for.

 :o Eeeewwwww! ;D


Debs I thought you were educated, it's spelt ewe. ;D ;D
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« Reply #46 on: 15 July 2009, 20:28:22 »
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Sorry, but do not believe it!! ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I do. If there's one person I'd leave my wife with and not worry it's him.

You have been unusually fooled STMO, as many men are!

A man who tales pride in pink and feminine things is actually often a very masculine man who has complete confidence about his sexuality and fools other men into trusting them with their women. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) 




....my mind has just boggled at that one Ms Zoom :-[ :-[ ;D
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« Reply #47 on: 15 July 2009, 20:29:36 »
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What animal makes that noise then?

Certainly Baa's
Moo's
Neigh's
Oink's
Quack's
Woof's
& Meow's
though

All of them when they see L.K`s 'massive' offering! ;D
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« Reply #48 on: 15 July 2009, 20:31:15 »
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What animal makes that noise then?

Certainly Baa's
Moo's
Neigh's
Oink's
Quack's
Woof's
& Meow's
though

All of them when they see L.K`s 'massive' offering! ;D

What? His gob?
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Re: A Trusting Forum Member
« Reply #49 on: 15 July 2009, 20:31:18 »
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What animal makes that noise then?

Certainly Baa's
Moo's
Neigh's
Oink's
Quack's
Woof's
& Meow's
though

All of them when they see L.K`s 'massive' offering! ;D


He's already been then, So sorry  :'(

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #50 on: 15 July 2009, 20:32:55 »
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What animal makes that noise then?

Certainly Baa's
Moo's
Neigh's
Oink's
Quack's
Woof's
& Meow's
though

All of them when they see L.K`s 'massive' offering! ;D


You know though don't ya Duck ;)
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« Reply #51 on: 15 July 2009, 20:36:20 »
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What animal makes that noise then?

Certainly Baa's
Moo's
Neigh's
Oink's
Quack's
Woof's
& Meow's
though

All of them when they see L.K`s 'massive' offering! ;D


You know though don't ya Duck ;)

I referred to it`s place of origin not it`s dimensions! ;D
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« Reply #52 on: 15 July 2009, 20:38:47 »
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What animal makes that noise then?

Certainly Baa's
Moo's
Neigh's
Oink's
Quack's
Woof's
& Meow's
though

All of them when they see L.K`s 'massive' offering! ;D


You know though don't ya Duck ;)

I referred to it`s place of origin not it`s dimensions! ;D

Very quick Debs :y His brain will be making funny noises now ;D
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« Reply #53 on: 15 July 2009, 20:58:32 »
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What animal makes that noise then?

Certainly Baa's
Moo's
Neigh's
Oink's
Quack's
Woof's
& Meow's
though

All of them when they see L.K`s 'massive' offering! ;D


You know though don't ya Duck ;)

I referred to it`s place of origin not it`s dimensions! ;D

Very quick Debs :y His brain will be making funny noises now ;D


Thats what they all say... Never had any complaints Debs but plenty of moans ;) ::)
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Re: A Trusting Forum Member
« Reply #54 on: 15 July 2009, 21:07:20 »
EVERYTHING in Stoke is just a bit bigger than average... ;)
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« Reply #55 on: 15 July 2009, 21:10:05 »
Thats right mate as Debs knows :y
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« Reply #56 on: 15 July 2009, 21:11:22 »
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EVERYTHING in Stoke is just a bit bigger than average... ;)

.....including some folks interpretation of their hopes and abilities....   ::)

The old 'imagination writing cheques the body cant cash!' jumps to mind...   ;D
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Re: A Trusting Forum Member
« Reply #57 on: 15 July 2009, 21:15:43 »
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I have just had a phone call from a Forum Member saying that he can't make Newent but could his Wife stay with me in my tent :)

You've obviously been driniking again, and got confused with Elite Petes accent in what he actually said to you ::)......................is that he would be sharing the sleeping bag with you ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #58 on: 15 July 2009, 21:16:02 »
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EVERYTHING in Stoke is just a bit bigger than average... ;)

.....including some folks interpretation of their hopes and abilities....   ::)

The old 'imagination writing cheques the body cant cash!' jumps to mind...   ;D

Smack his bottom when you see him Broocie.


On second thoughts........ :-/
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« Reply #59 on: 15 July 2009, 21:18:03 »
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EVERYTHING in Stoke is just a bit bigger than average... ;)

.....including some folks interpretation of their hopes and abilities....   ::)

The old 'imagination writing cheques the body cant cash!' jumps to mind...   ;D


This maybe applicable to you Softie Northerners but not down here i Massive ::) :P
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