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[BigAl]

The National Roads Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.

Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when
the belt is properly installed.
 

 

Correct installation is illustrated below.......

The alternative is to wait until the FPO (Fun Prevention Officer) is cooking a fry-up.
Stand behind her at the cooker
lean over her shoulder
keep commenting, along the lines of :-
'my god!,  your burning the bacon'
'Too hot, Too hot, the eggs are too hot!'
'Stir slower!'
'You will burn everything!!'

When she complains, tell her :-



'now you know how i feel when i drive' :exclamation

I think you would fall foul of the title of this thread under those circumstances ... 

Lilies or Roses on the coffin ??

I agree with Entwood, not sure I would do that, I might end up cooking tea myself.......... Mind though, when it is the other way round.....

Obviously never eaten my missus's cooking, when the smoke alarm goes off - the kids trot down to the kitchen table !

[Vamps]

The National Roads Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.

Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when
the belt is properly installed.
 

 

Correct installation is illustrated below.......

The alternative is to wait until the FPO (Fun Prevention Officer) is cooking a fry-up.
Stand behind her at the cooker
lean over her shoulder
keep commenting, along the lines of :-
'my god!,  your burning the bacon'
'Too hot, Too hot, the eggs are too hot!'
'Stir slower!'
'You will burn everything!!'

When she complains, tell her :-



'now you know how i feel when i drive' :exclamation

I think you would fall foul of the title of this thread under those circumstances ... 

Lilies or Roses on the coffin ??

I agree with Entwood, not sure I would do that, I might end up cooking tea myself.......... Mind though, when it is the other way round.....

Obviously never eaten my missus's cooking, when the smoke alarm goes off - the kids trot down to the kitchen table !

A common occurrence in the Vamps household....