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[STMO999]

On a lighter note...........
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/arctic-to-be-just-lovely-200910162145/

Tears rolling down my cheeks

[albitz]

I,m not surprised that the Daily Mash is your kind of paper Steve.
Dont know if anyone heard Gormless Browns speech today,but rest assured that Nickbat will be apoplectic with rage when he next logs on,and rightly so imo.

[Nickbat]

I,m not surprised that the Daily Mash is your kind of paper Steve.
Dont know if anyone heard Gormless Browns speech today,but rest assured that Nickbat will be apoplectic with rage when he next logs on,and rightly so imo.

  Thanks, Albs.

Actually, I'd already seen this last night. Proof, if proof were needed, that Crash Gordon's as mad as a hatter. 

[Nickbat]

The Devil's Kitchen sums it up nicely:

"The simple fact is that we do not have any kind of accurate temperature record for this planet—all we have are discredited proxies, badly-stitched snippets and anecdotal histories.

We certainly do not have enough data to justify beggaring the human population of this planet in the way in which our idiot politicians are suggesting.

Once again, Brown is attempting to secure some kind of legacy for himself—and to bind future governments (surely the one thing that is considered to be absolutely unconstitutional in this country).

The truth is that this sad attempt will go the same way as his "abolition" of boom and bust—it will leave the people of this country poor and oppressed, their property confiscated and their liberties ripped from them.

Except that this climate change issue will be worse, because Brown and his fellow big state socialist buddies will impoverish not just the people of this nation but of the whole world—and through this they will be responsible for the deaths of millions and millions of the world's poorest and most defenseless people."

http://devilskitchen.me.uk/2009/10/increasing-desperation.html


 

[albitz]

I presume you didnt believe him yesterday then Nick when he told us we have 50 days to save the planet ?  ;DThey could get Paul Simon to re-write one of his old songs,as a climate change anthem. ....50 ways to leave your lover/50 days to save the planet.Any clever lyricists on here want to amuse us all with a new version ?

[unlucky alf]

gordon brown = king kanute in a suit ,,,,,,,,his speech was the sign of a person believing his own lies & his capabilities [or lack of],,,the blokes an idiot

[Banjax]

I presume you didnt believe him yesterday then Nick when he told us we have 50 days to save the planet ?  ;DThey could get Paul Simon to re-write one of his old songs,as a climate change anthem. ....50 ways to leave your lover/50 days to save the planet.Any clever lyricists on here want to amuse us all with a new version ?

The problem is all inside your head", Nick said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
We don't need fifty days to save your planet

He said it's really not my habit to intrude 
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued 
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty days to save your planet
Fifty days to leave your planet

You just slip out the mig, Stig
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Ooo slip out the mig, Stig
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

He said it grieves me so to see you believe these lies
I wish there was something I could do to make you realise
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty days

He said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light 
And then he hit me and I realized he probably was right
We don't need fifty days to save the planet
Fifty days to save your planet

You just slip out the mig, Stig
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
and get yourself free

Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

[Dishevelled Den]

  splendid effort bj  8-)

[Kevin Wood]

I presume you didnt believe him yesterday then Nick when he told us we have 50 days to save the planet ?  ;DThey could get Paul Simon to re-write one of his old songs,as a climate change anthem. ....50 ways to leave your lover/50 days to save the planet.Any clever lyricists on here want to amuse us all with a new version ?

How about "8 months to get this useless breakwit out of No. 10"? 

Ok. I was never a musician so someone else can make it rhyme.

Kevin

[Dishevelled Den]

I presume you didnt believe him yesterday then Nick when he told us we have 50 days to save the planet ?  ;DThey could get Paul Simon to re-write one of his old songs,as a climate change anthem. ....50 ways to leave your lover/50 days to save the planet.Any clever lyricists on here want to amuse us all with a new version ?

How about "8 months to get this useless breakwit out of No. 10"? 

Ok. I was never a musician so someone else can make it rhyme.

Kevin

...welcome though that would be Kevin his legacy will effect each and everyone of us - in the negative sense -  for a long time to come

[Banjax]

I presume you didnt believe him yesterday then Nick when he told us we have 50 days to save the planet ?  ;DThey could get Paul Simon to re-write one of his old songs,as a climate change anthem. ....50 ways to leave your lover/50 days to save the planet.Any clever lyricists on here want to amuse us all with a new version ?

How about "8 months to get this useless breakwit out of No. 10"? 

Ok. I was never a musician so someone else can make it rhyme.

Kevin

when, in 8 months time we get gordon out the door,
we'll get another breakwit in who'll tax the poor

he'll look after his posh chums in the city
its the way its always been in this ditty 

i'm on fire folks - i'm here all week 

[Dishevelled Den]

when, in 8 months time we get gordon out the door,
we'll get another breakwit in who'll tax the poor

he'll look after his posh chums in the city
its the way its always been in this ditty 

i'm on fire folks - i'm here all week 

  not bad  8-)

[Banjax]

splendid effort bj  8-)

zulu - you startled me with your new avatar there - i thought it was harriet harman for a second

[albitz]

I presume you didnt believe him yesterday then Nick when he told us we have 50 days to save the planet ?  ;DThey could get Paul Simon to re-write one of his old songs,as a climate change anthem. ....50 ways to leave your lover/50 days to save the planet.Any clever lyricists on here want to amuse us all with a new version ?

The problem is all inside your head", Nick said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
We don't need fifty days to save your planet

He said it's really not my habit to intrude 
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued 
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty days to save your planet
Fifty days to leave your planet

You just slip out the mig, Stig
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Ooo slip out the mig, Stig
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

He said it grieves me so to see you believe these lies
I wish there was something I could do to make you realise
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty days

He said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light 
And then he hit me and I realized he probably was right
We don't need fifty days to save the planet
Fifty days to save your planet

You just slip out the mig, Stig
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
and get yourself free

Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
 

BRILLIANT.

[Dishevelled Den]

splendid effort bj  8-)

zulu - you startled me with your new avatar there - i thought it was harriet harman for a second

  This gal would have Ms Harperson for a very light lunch 8-)