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Re: shaving advice
« Reply #15 on: 07 January 2010, 20:18:32 »
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Blowtorch?

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Get a flock of sheep in to graze the affected area?

Personally, I'm happy that I haven't shaved my chin for 16790 days :)  Had to use a calculator for that  :)
Er.. 46 years??
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Re: shaving advice
« Reply #16 on: 07 January 2010, 20:24:02 »
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Blowtorch?

Plane?

Sandpaper? 

Get a flock of sheep in to graze the affected area?

Personally, I'm happy that I haven't shaved my chin for 16790 days :)  Had to use a calculator for that  :)
Er.. 46 years??

Did you do that in your head?

Yup - left school at 18, will be 64 next week, so 46 years it is.  Managed that without a calculator :)
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Re: shaving advice
« Reply #17 on: 07 January 2010, 20:25:46 »
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Blowtorch?

Plane?

Sandpaper? 

Get a flock of sheep in to graze the affected area?

Personally, I'm happy that I haven't shaved my chin for 16790 days :)  Had to use a calculator for that  :)
Er.. 46 years??

Did you do that in your head?

Yup - left school at 18, will be 64 next week, so 46 years it is.  Managed that without a calculator :)


You need a haircut as well.
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Re: shaving advice
« Reply #18 on: 07 January 2010, 20:52:28 »
wasnt as bad as i thought, did it slowly, used 3 razors, seemed to have a few spots under there which the razor ripped open. shant leave it that long again  :)

women'll be throwing themselves at me tomorrow night.  ;) ;D ;D
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Re: shaving advice
« Reply #19 on: 07 January 2010, 21:02:17 »
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wasnt as bad as i thought, did it slowly, used 3 razors, seemed to have a few spots under there which the razor ripped open. shant leave it that long again  :)

women'll be throwing themselves off balconies tomorrow night.  ;) ;D ;D


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« Reply #20 on: 07 January 2010, 21:03:58 »
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wasnt as bad as i thought, did it slowly, used 3 razors, seemed to have a few spots under there which the razor ripped open. shant leave it that long again  :)

women'll be throwing up off balconies tomorrow night.  ;) ;D ;D


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« Reply #21 on: 07 January 2010, 21:06:13 »
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wasnt as bad as i thought, did it slowly, used 3 razors, seemed to have a few spots under there which the razor ripped open. shant leave it that long again  :)

women'll be throwing up off balconies tomorrow night.  ;) ;D ;D


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Is it morally right to interfere with people's posts for the sake of humour?  :D


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Re: shaving advice
« Reply #22 on: 07 January 2010, 21:13:54 »
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wasnt as bad as i thought, did it slowly, used 3 razors, seemed to have a few spots under there which the razor ripped open. shant leave it that long again  :)

women'll be throwing up off balconies tomorrow night.  ;) ;D ;D


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Is it morally right to interfere with people's posts for the sake of humour?  :D



of course it is nick. very good steve   :y :y :y
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Re: shaving advice
« Reply #23 on: 07 January 2010, 22:04:15 »
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Blowtorch?

Plane?

Sandpaper? 

Get a flock of sheep in to graze the affected area?

Personally, I'm happy that I haven't shaved my chin for 16790 days :)  Had to use a calculator for that  :)


His names richie, not Desperate Dan.
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Re: shaving advice
« Reply #24 on: 07 January 2010, 22:49:44 »
Don't use immac on your face, you will end up with chemical burns as the skin is different on the face and more sensitive.
use clippers and then a wet shave, or go to a gents barber and get them to do it for you
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Re: shaving advice
« Reply #25 on: 07 January 2010, 22:51:38 »
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Don't use immac on your face, you will end up with chemical burns as the skin is different on the face and more sensitive.
use clippers and then a wet shave, or go to a gents barber and get them to do it for you

have you tried it then  ::)
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Re: shaving advice
« Reply #26 on: 08 January 2010, 08:10:15 »
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Don't use immac on your face, you will end up with chemical burns as the skin is different on the face and more sensitive.
use clippers and then a wet shave, or go to a gents barber and get them to do it for you

have you tried it then  ::)
No but I know someone who has :y
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061211115110AA5Mwxf
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Re: shaving advice
« Reply #27 on: 08 January 2010, 09:28:15 »
my missus won't let me in the bed if i go more then 5 days without a shave  :D

the dogs happy, he gets the bed and i get his cage  ;D
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Re: shaving advice
« Reply #28 on: 08 January 2010, 10:21:11 »
Couldent really comment on this one,only got about three feathers around my kisser,doesent grow on eggshells. ;D ;)
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Re: shaving advice
« Reply #29 on: 08 January 2010, 12:11:49 »
Last proper shave I had was February.










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